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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
you know that old people aroma -

old women are usually a mix of lavender and cat wee

old men of tobacco and wee.

you get the odd ones that dont smell of wee - just lavender and old spice.



sometimes the odd few smell like cookies and pie - freshly baked. mmmmmm!



will I smell when I'm old and decrepid?

answers on a postcard!



go sniff an old dude or dudette and see for yourself!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol i forgot thats a term only my friends and i use.

more to do with how they dress than their smell i suppose but.. generally over sickly sweet and headache inducing

it's from mean girls lol

Janis: What's that smell?
Cady: Oh, um... Regina gave me some parfume
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute
Cady: Cady: Thanks!

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Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
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Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh yes I think I do remember that on the film. puts something not very nice in my head. anyway I think you have seen that film way too many times.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol not so much.. just liked the quote..
but back to the topic... teenagers.. take a shower!!!!

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FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
"old peoples smell"....

I'm so much wondering what I will be smelling of in a two decades from now... oh, I still be "middle aged" by then... okay, got to stick around another 30 at least...

That now cheered me up smile

Off for another kickboxing lesson wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


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