Small Lardy Person In Disguise
quote:Hoooboy do I feel you there. I keep hearing about what a great catch I would be "if I wasn't such a good friend."
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
My mate Justins theory is that women aren't happy unless they have a "fixer-upper" that they are under the VERY MISGUIDED view that they can change for the better - Muhahahahaha (99% of the time - It doesn't happen, I'm really sorry)
I have at current count 10 really close "shoulder to cry on" female mates and about 30 who wouldn't ever consider me anything but a mate.
(I think I've more or less fucked it up with every girl I know, so this is all academic at the moment anyway,) but I've asked my girl mates what I'm doing wrong and they reckon I'm "being too nice".....this I was assuming was a blatant attempt at making me feel better but having not acted on it I now feel like I should have.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
thats right i look like an albino ape that has had a bad day.. go ahead say something stupid... i dare ya !
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Magnus... pay it forward
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Who looks outside dreams; who looks inside wakes C G Jung
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
You've got to move fast to beat the Devil - Your arm's too short to box with God.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Ní mar a síltear a bítear
“Things may not be as they seem to be”
Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.
quote:If you think of it as a race, just a straight line time thing, then nice guys sometimes do "finish" last. They are the last ones to find a relationship, because all people have baggage, and they need to work through it, and this takes time. After they have worked through it, they come to realise that they deserve, and want, relationships with the nice guys. (And ny the way, I am applying the generic term of "guys" that means both sexes, cos I know a hell of a lot of males who are only attracted to weird warped baggage ridden evil assholes).
Unfortunatly, everyone here seems to have the same opinion. It must just be a sad fact of life that nice guys always finish last.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
I don't like living below the tropic of Capricorn..... and now I seem to be in England...... how did I get here???
quote:Yeah, you generally do. Its relative strangers you fuck like a sex crazed rabbit.
Originally posted by MikeGinny:
Wait a sec...you're supposed to marry your best friend!!! But it seems like not many other people get that. *sigh*
Is that all life comes down to? To be lying face down with an overenthusiastic guy in pink pin-striped pants sitting on top of you and grunting? -- Random MusingsSex, Drugs and Psytrance.
Jesus helps me trick people.
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
I'm not vegetarian, but currently I'm off my chops!
quote:We don't care as long as she puts out.
Originally posted by queen of wands:
OK, flipside...
What about guys?
Do guys necessarily want a NICE GIRL or a BITCH?
Hmm?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
quote:ey? im sorry? i know PLENTY of nice self sufficient confident women, who DONT have the "bitch factor". it seems to me, that being a bitch has and always will mean being nasty, cruel, or mean to someone. Whether that be their boyfriend at the time or some other poor unfortunate that crosses their path.
Originally posted by Prometheus:
I think the ideal woman is primarily a nice girl, but has the ability to conjure up and release The Bitch when necessary....... not afraid to speak her mind or stand up for herself when needs be. Guys are attracted to confidence just as much as girls are. I would much rather be with a self-sufficient, confident woman who knows what she wants
Currently on the right side up of the world.
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
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