TinklePants
TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Ok, I had a sort of weird christmas back in 1997.

no it isn't the peanut story thats in my intro....

My boyfriend at the time had just dropped me off home and stayed about half an hour.
Mum brought out the Southern Comfort and I downed six large shots within this half hour. I was wasted by the time he left.

Anyway, i soon drifted out of consciousness. I remember hearing some shouting - something along the lines of...
"...mammy- she pee'd in my cup!..."
"...that's it I can't take it anymore...."
"...oh no mammy's gone - i'm gonna jump out the window and kill myself!..."

then I rudely awoke to a litre of freezing cold water being poured over me by my little brother.

"...mammy's gone - marie's gonna jump, don't you care?...."
"what?.... errrr not really" and i drifted back into dreamland.

What had happened was every one had drunk too much.
My sister for some reason had relieved herself in my brother's beaker - it was like a glitter snow globe type beaker - novelty christmas cup thing.
My brother went nuts, my mum couldnt take anymore so she went for a really long walk (they found her a few miles away).
My sister was on the canopy above the front door threatening to kill herself by jumping. (you could only sprain your leg at the most from jumping off it)

I love my family - the bunch of censored nutters that they are!!!

Have you had a bizarre holiday experience you wanna share too?


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Lemonkey
Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Member Since: 1st Aug 2005
Total posts: 1019
Posted:...

There is no emoticon to express what I think about what you just said... :|



Anyway, my family is mostly sane, therefore we've had no interesting experiences I can share. :|


Willy - is bad for your health...

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TinklePants
TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
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Posted:well be normal and type what you think then....

its censored up isnt it lol


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Lemonkey
Lemonkey

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Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
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Total posts: 1019
Posted:[censored] up is the only way I can describe it. tongue

Willy - is bad for your health...

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TinklePants
TinklePants

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Posted:*bows graciously*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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TinklePants
TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
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Posted:ok - two christmases previous to that - when i was 13 - I woke up on christmas day with the chicken pox.

yeah, Merry F*****g Christmas to you too, Santa, you B*****D lol


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aka rita queen of cheese
aka rita queen of cheese

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Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 80
Posted:i hate christmas ssssoooo much, it means i have to go and see my nan and get moaned about how i dress, and what my hair looks like. acording to my nan i should still be in dresses and paintent shoes,christmas is silly i hate it so much. the best christmas i had is when my sister's boyfriend brought me a diabolo, i haven't picked it up and used it till this year

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Lavatwilight
Lavatwilight

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Location: Wellington somerset, UK
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 834
Posted:every chirstmass that i can remember i have been really ill
last year was glandular feaver (damned college christmas parties and she didnt even kiss that well frown )
so i lost a stone, yes lost a stone at christmas thats not right!!!


Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
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A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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thelost
thelost

mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 355
Posted:I love Christmas. Normally i travel half way across the world to see family and guess what the tradition is? Give MONEY! Cross that with the fact that our family is pretty big... bonus! tongue

Another good thing is that they can't come visit you on impulse and because it's like once a year, they pretty much always give me compliments like 'wow, you've grown' or 'you're getting handsome' (pretty obvious lie, but i still enjoy it) tongue

Only downside is that the money seems to disappear as quickly as it arrives in my pocket...


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LMSP
LMSP

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Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:Thanx for that. I was only 13 and who would let a kid that age drink to thet extent anyway? All I'm saying is I'm not ashamed and i've dun a lot worse scince! (with chemical stimulation of course)

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Lavatwilight
Lavatwilight

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Location: Wellington somerset, UK
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 834
Posted:that pride in actions?
rather than learning? :-P
ah for chemical bases silly things


Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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aka rita queen of cheese
aka rita queen of cheese

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Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 80
Posted:see i can't even say i like christmas for that because last year i got like a fiver or sumthing silly like that

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LMSP
LMSP

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Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:I want roboraptor this year. I was never allowed stuff like that when I was living at home. ubblol

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thelost
thelost

mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 355
Posted:lol, just watched the commercial on the roboraptor site.

the commercial itself was alright, the narrator was a bit weird cos he's a bit too over enthusiastic and then i cracked up when he said 'batteries not included, from wowee' .

that kinda ruined it for me tongue


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LMSP
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Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:I want it so I can tease the dog and kid with it! It's gonna be soooooooooooo fun! ubblol ubblol

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TinklePants
TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:yes we were kids. you know i love ya really - hug

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LMSP
LMSP

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Posted:I love you too you b***h! hug2

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TinklePants
TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
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Posted:remember when u threw my glasses down toilet lol
u had a row haha haha


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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:well 2 years ago i got pneumonia over christmas. It lasted about 6 weeks. And i was about 3 and a half hours away by plane from my home so i spent most of my time in the hotel bed trying to breathe,
fun times


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