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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:Sleeping Pippi Longstocking style...feet on the pillows, head at the foot of the bed. ubblol

Must've been a violent night.


-Mike )'(
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Posted:It's always good to get a big dose of confusion when you first wake up.
Where am I?
How did I get here?
What happened last night?
Who's that?
etc


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:I get that too.. the worst is when you wake up not realising your head is a centimetre from the wall.. try and curl up and smack it one.. or.. when you try and roll over.. and smack it one.. my head goes through a lot..

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I do all that, most nights.



In sleep, I become somewhat of a retard it seems.



*will except all jibes of "What's your excuse in the daytime" jibes with extreme ill Humour*



*glares at Cantus*



wink

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

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Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:ooh i do that all the time, i really should move my bed away from the wall,
also i wake up half fallen out of bed and aching lots cos i don't have a head on my bed


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

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Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:i (so ive been told) sometimes cross my legs in my sleep, not like the normal sitting position, but rather while im lying down, raise one knee and the other leg crosses over..... i just think that maybe it might be more comfy....

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:I remember when the poster above my bed fell off the wall and landed on me in the middle of the night... dont think if freaked out so much in my entire life before eek

Also dont you hate it when you fall asleep on your arms and when you wake up the next morning they totally numb?


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You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
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Kyrian


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Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:i hate trying to scream when having nightmares, cause you're bodies all paralyzed, and you don't understand that you're in a dreamm....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

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New Hampshire has a point....

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JerryD
SILVER Member since Aug 2005

JerryD

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Posted:Written by: JonnyRok


Also dont you hate it when you fall asleep on your arms and when you wake up the next morning they totally numb?



That happened to me once, both arms _totally_ numb, couldn't turn off the alarm clock for a full minute or so, arms just flopping about. Freaked me out at the time, but laughed about it once I had woken up a bit.


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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

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Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:Yeh know what you mean... I was lying on my stomach at the time and had to some how roll over to get the circulation back in my arms. Needless to say it would have been very entertaining for anyone watching.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Total posts: 4172
Posted:haha, I've got an image of you both using your torso to swing your arms poi stylee to hit in the alarm clock ubblol

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1785
Posted:ubblol

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

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Posted:Written by: *Aime*

haha, I've got an image of you both using your torso to swing your arms poi stylee to hit in the alarm clock ubblol



Yup you got it in a nustshell, though you left out the grunts of effort biggrin


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee I often awaken to numb limbs.. ive also woken up with a pillow on my face.. which was scary as I thought someone was trying to smother me.. And yeah posters falling onto you in the middle of the night is the freakiest!! As is the sound they make when falling... *shudders*

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Dom
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

Dom

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Location: Bristol, UK

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Posted:When I can't sleep I sometimes swap ends of the bed and for some reason that works. Just annoys the girlfriend when she wakes up hugging feet!

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:Written by: JonnyRok

Also dont you hate it when you fall asleep on your arms and when you wake up the next morning they totally numb?



It's worse when you wake up and someone else is asleep on your arm... see when you're asleep on your arm you can move, but when it is someone else, you dont, in fear of waking them up

I used to move around alot in my sleep. Im actually surprised my cousin never woke up with any black eyes as I accidently punched her a few times.

I remember once at a cuboree i was sleeping in a big tent with a few hundred people (it was the eating shelter made into a tent for the last night) and I was sleeping near this guy, and I woke up during the night and I wasnt on my pillow, so I reached out and grabbed it, but there was a head on my pillow! so I tried to move the person, but couldnt, ended up sharing a pillow with them. In the morning I woke up and realised I was on this guys pillow and my sleeping mat was a few metres away, and I had also done a 90 degree turn at some stage.


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Posted:Written by: Hanz

It's worse when you wake up and someone else is asleep on your arm... see when you're asleep on your arm you can move, but when it is someone else, you dont, in fear of waking them up




Especially when they are using it as a pillow smile


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:i saw the subject and started singing -
woke up this morning, feeling fine.....


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Lemonkey


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Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:I often wake up to find I've switched my light on, during my snoozing. This warmth and light attracts wasps. frown

Willy - is bad for your health...

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

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Posted:Written by: Tink L. Pants

i saw the subject and started singing -
woke up this morning, feeling fine.....



I saw the title and started singing -
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1785
Posted:I saw the title, then i lost because the title begins in the same way as another thread..
So I was riding home on the subway today...
which always makes me loose

damn you doc DAMN YOUUUUUU!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I just lost frown

Can you lose in your sleep?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Posted:..if you dream about the game

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:It's getting to the point where I say "Damn, I lost" in my sleep. My girlfreind thinks I have a gambling problem, and I've taken to muttering when:

1. I walk past a "Subway" shop.

2. I hear the words "Doctor", "Lightning", "Lost", "Game".

3. I visit HoP.

4. I see my car (minus the board).

You've ruined my life Doc! I hope you're happy, and have your lawyers' number to hand!

(Either that or a good psychologist)

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

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Posted:OK lets not make this into yet ANOTHER "i just lost" thread k.. try and keep to the topic of ..argh i woke up with limbs in strange places... smile

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

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Posted:i have had that poster problem before and f*** is it freaky

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


argh i woke up with limbs in strange places... smile





eek



This is still a PG board, right?



That just reeks of badness Miss Pigeon.... or is my mind just a lil dirty this evening?

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

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Posted:eek Its very dirty!! I meant like.. waking up with your hand dangling off the bed.. numb as you like.. and your legs up by your ears... biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon

and your legs up by your ears... biggrin



No comment biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

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Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Hehe ... limbs in strange places

I fell asleep on my arm once. I freaked out when I woke up coz it felt like I was lying on a chunk of cold meat! Not cool!

I think the worst for me is when I stretch in my sleep. I get these horrible, painfull cramps in my calf muscles. I actually cried myself awake coz it was so sore!


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Posted:Damn you. You just started a loosing spree.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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