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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Strange thing happened last night... just wanting to see if it is just me who thinks it is odd, or whether others also find it a little disconcerting.
last night i had a wonderful night at moonfest
to get home to a rather loud party happening across the road. not thinking much of it i just went to bed...about 2 hours later i wake up to people whos voices i didnt recognise talking in hushed tones. my bedroom is right out the front of the house, so i thought it was someone walking past. then they continued, and i realised that it was someone on the veranda which is through the wall that the head of my bed is against.
THEY STARTED TO HAVE SEX- loudly!
i dont know about you, but if i was having sex on someone elses veranda, i would attempt to keep the noise down.
at this point i was like come on guys... get it together. i didnt particularly want to have to get up, let alone go and cause them embaressment, so i got up and flicked the lights for the veranda on and off a couple of times.
so, a miny disco is starting up around them with flashing lights... they just kept on going, no hesitation!
so i went to the front door, opened it and asked them if they could politely please stop having sex 20cm away from what was a sleeping me and if they felt the need to continue to do so elsewhere. at which time they both kinda looked at me (both were VERY drunk) as if i was the rudest person in the world, started grumbling then eventually left.
does anyone else find that a little strange?
did i do the right thing asking them to leave? i felt so damn guilty about ruining their "moment" but at the same time had no desire to listen to them, knowing they was only a wall between them and my head.
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You had every right to move them along, it is your property, and it's your right to a good night's sleep.
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Yeah you definately did the right thing.
If it was me I would have yelled at them.
Hey you never know you could have saved them a lot of regret....or a pregnancy! Lol.
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veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
i just felt so rude asking them to leave. i mean yeah i know its my house etc... but felt like i was invading their privacy.
silly people
yeah my housemates were all amazed that i didnt yell at them. the wonders of being me i guess.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
Thats really funny. You could have had so much fun with them.
Like score cards, or kniicking their clothes and putting them on the other side of the road.
You were very restrained!! Well done.
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Hahahahaha!
I would have poured ice-cold, (of freshly boiled) water over them.
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I agree with Gnor I would have got my own back somehow.... like tipping a bucket of cold water over them lol
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Lemonkey - your just too quick getting in there before me
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Not the most altruistic thing you could have done, but you were still hugely restrained. A prank would've been good too though.
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I would have called the police & taken their clothes!!!! I'm totally serious too - thats so damn rude
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I would have joined in heehee
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Lemonkey - your just too quick getting in there before me
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
i was just so tired i wanted them to stop so i could sleep more!
very sad... walking home tonight i was looking at all of the other verandas and ours is DEFINATELY the most shaggable!
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i can't believe they weren't even embarrassed and acted as if it was their veranda!!
you defo did the right thing though
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
Written by: Phaerie
i was just so tired i wanted them to stop so i could sleep more!
very sad... walking home tonight i was looking at all of the other verandas and ours is DEFINATELY the most shaggable!
Do you have a comfortable bed on there???
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veteran
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
no bed... just lots of outdoor lounges, and its all completely enclosed by bamboo blinds so you cant really see in... everyone elses is bathed in street lights and nothing comfy. undertsandable why they chose ours... but still... ITS A STRANGERS VERANDA!!!
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If it's all enclosed like that, I'm picturing it almost like a conservatory, so it seems worse than trespassing on an open veranda...
I'd have gotten the hose.
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Yeah, turn the hose on them - works for dogs
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These people are called "exhibitionists." Well, of a private sort.
I mean, it's gotta be sort of exciting to have sex in a place you aren't supposed to...
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You wouldn't want it done to you y'know.
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veteran
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
*laffs*
exhibitionists yes... VERY drunk... definately!
i mean there is a point... thats why i thought- do the lights, let them know that im awake etc... but *shrugs* i guess some people just want to be SEEN.
hose would have been funny... but that would have involved going out the front door past them, into the front yard in the cold with only my towel, then going back in and hosing them... much too much effort for that time in the morning!
if there is ever a next time though... i think that i would be commiting a crime if i didnt play some kinda joke on them.
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I once woke up because of hedgehogs having sex outside my window. You wouldn't believe how loud they are, and how long they go on for! Plus, they hide and they go quiet when they hear someone coming, so you CAN'T move them along!
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Pharie...does it sound like they were any good at it?
-Mike
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
That was my thought too....
Score Cards...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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Location: melbourne, Australia
*goes into innocent angelic mode*
score cards for what?
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1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Well... in my fine opinion it sounded like she was faking it- no way you can get THAT into it so quickly
and he wasnt making any noise at all...
Birgit- no hose for them?
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turn da tables, demand that if they won't share the fun they should leave!
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