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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

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Location: Melbourne

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Posted:Strange thing happened last night... just wanting to see if it is just me who thinks it is odd, or whether others also find it a little disconcerting.

last night i had a wonderful night at moonfest ubbloveheart to get home to a rather loud party happening across the road. not thinking much of it i just went to bed...

about 2 hours later i wake up to people whos voices i didnt recognise talking in hushed tones. my bedroom is right out the front of the house, so i thought it was someone walking past. then they continued, and i realised that it was someone on the veranda which is through the wall that the head of my bed is against.

THEY STARTED TO HAVE SEX- loudly! eek
i dont know about you, but if i was having sex on someone elses veranda, i would attempt to keep the noise down.

at this point i was like come on guys... get it together. i didnt particularly want to have to get up, let alone go and cause them embaressment, so i got up and flicked the lights for the veranda on and off a couple of times.

so, a miny disco is starting up around them with flashing lights... they just kept on going, no hesitation!

so i went to the front door, opened it and asked them if they could politely please stop having sex 20cm away from what was a sleeping me and if they felt the need to continue to do so elsewhere. at which time they both kinda looked at me (both were VERY drunk) as if i was the rudest person in the world, started grumbling then eventually left.

does anyone else find that a little strange?
did i do the right thing asking them to leave? i felt so damn guilty about ruining their "moment" but at the same time had no desire to listen to them, knowing they was only a wall between them and my head.


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Posted:You had every right to move them along, it is your property, and it's your right to a good night's sleep.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Yeah you definately did the right thing.

If it was me I would have yelled at them.

Hey you never know you could have saved them a lot of regret....or a pregnancy! Lol.


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

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Location: Melbourne

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Posted:i just felt so rude asking them to leave. i mean yeah i know its my house etc... but felt like i was invading their privacy.

silly people frown

yeah my housemates were all amazed that i didnt yell at them. the wonders of being me i guess.


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

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Posted:Thats really funny. You could have had so much fun with them.
Like score cards, or kniicking their clothes and putting them on the other side of the road.

You were very restrained!! Well done.


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Lemonkey


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Posted:Hahahahaha!

I would have poured ice-cold, (of freshly boiled) water over them.


Willy - is bad for your health...

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

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Posted:I agree with Gnor I would have got my own back somehow.... like tipping a bucket of cold water over them lol smile

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

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Posted:
Lemonkey - your just too quick getting in there before me frown lol


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Seb


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Posted:Not the most altruistic thing you could have done, but you were still hugely restrained. A prank would've been good too though. smile

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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

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Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 845
Posted:I would have called the police & taken their clothes!!!! I'm totally serious too - thats so damn rude

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I would have joined in heehee spank

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

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Posted:Written by: LiL Turkey!


Lemonkey - your just too quick getting in there before me frown lol



Lemonkey: 1, Lil Turkey: 0 .

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Phaerie
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Phaerie

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Posted:i was just so tired i wanted them to stop so i could sleep more!

very sad... walking home tonight i was looking at all of the other verandas and ours is DEFINATELY the most shaggable!
ubblol


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Kandigirl


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Posted:i can't believe they weren't even embarrassed and acted as if it was their veranda!!

you defo did the right thing though biggrin


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

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Location: Perth

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Posted:Written by: Phaerie

i was just so tired i wanted them to stop so i could sleep more!

very sad... walking home tonight i was looking at all of the other verandas and ours is DEFINATELY the most shaggable!
ubblol



Do you have a comfortable bed on there???


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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

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Location: Melbourne

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Posted:no bed... just lots of outdoor lounges, and its all completely enclosed by bamboo blinds so you cant really see in... everyone elses is bathed in street lights and nothing comfy. undertsandable why they chose ours... but still... ITS A STRANGERS VERANDA!!!

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polythene


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Posted:If it's all enclosed like that, I'm picturing it almost like a conservatory, so it seems worse than trespassing on an open veranda...

I'd have gotten the hose.


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Sporky


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Posted:I have a paintball gun in my room...

...and yes I -am- that sick.


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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

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Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:Yeah, turn the hose on them - works for dogs

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:These people are called "exhibitionists." Well, of a private sort.

I mean, it's gotta be sort of exciting to have sex in a place you aren't supposed to...


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Seb


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Posted:You wouldn't want it done to you y'know.

Chucks nuns
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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

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Location: Melbourne

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Posted:*laffs*

exhibitionists yes... VERY drunk... definately!
i mean there is a point... thats why i thought- do the lights, let them know that im awake etc... but *shrugs* i guess some people just want to be SEEN.

hose would have been funny... but that would have involved going out the front door past them, into the front yard in the cold with only my towel, then going back in and hosing them... much too much effort for that time in the morning!

if there is ever a next time though... i think that i would be commiting a crime if i didnt play some kinda joke on them.


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I once woke up because of hedgehogs having sex outside my window. You wouldn't believe how loud they are, and how long they go on for! Plus, they hide and they go quiet when they hear someone coming, so you CAN'T move them along! eek

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:Pharie...does it sound like they were any good at it?

ubbangel ubblol


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:That was my thought too....
Score Cards...


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:*goes into innocent angelic mode*

score cards for what?

tongue


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

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Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 1240
Posted:Well... in my fine opinion it sounded like she was faking it- no way you can get THAT into it so quickly wink
and he wasnt making any noise at all...


Birgit- no hose for them? ubblol


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Deviant_thinking


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Location: Edenderry, Co. Offaly

Total posts: 36
Posted:(^_^)

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the night,
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:turn da tables, demand that if they won't share the fun they should leave!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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