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Login/Join to ParticipatePooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Written by: Sethis
And on ANOTHER happy note, I got paid today
I think God has taken a shine to me.
See some of you at PLAY!
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
God hates me.
Setting off this morning, I got to the edge of town, happily driving to PLAY, then guess what?
My universal steering joint broke.
As far as my mechanic makes out, it's the bit that joins the steering column to the axle. Worse, he doesn't have the part in stock and it'll take a day or two to arrive. Then half a day to fit. Looks like I'm not coming to PLAY.
*SHAKES FIST AT SKY*
"WHY!??!!?!?! WHY?!?!?!??!!??!!!"
What was going to be the best 3 days of this year so far have been ruined! ARRRGGHHH!!!
Sorry if this is entirely self absorbed, but my God do I hate you right now...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
In my opinion sadists don't exist then....oh dude bad luck..i thought i was unlucky doing in 2 cars in the last week at least i got a car sorted early enough....oh well we'll see if I make it if it goes wrong for me dude we'll meet up for our own PLAY
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Cabs? trains? family? There must be a way surely. (BTW I really feel sorry that this has happened to you but I think calling god a sadist is a bit strong IMO- i'm not religious but members of the board might find that offensive)
ATB getting to PLAY- if I ever finish this bloody essay I'll see you there
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Sorry, not my intent to offend anyone, I'm just not having a good day.
Cab? It's about 150 miles away.
Trains cost about £70 if you travel on the day. It's already costing me somewhere near £100 to get the car fixed. I'm a student btw... so I can't really afford that.
Family, only my mother has a car, and she won't drive that far, just to drop me off.
There isn't any way I can get to PLAY without incurring monstrous expenses.
Thanks for the suggestions though, I've tried everything I can think of.
*Still seething*
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
could you borrow your mums car??? or ask around. not much luck but...or half day car hire if they have an office in shrewsbury can be as little as £15-25. it'll get you there.....without your sign....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Written by: Mr Chutney
Cabs? trains? family? There must be a way surely. (BTW I really feel sorry that this has happened to you but I think calling god a sadist is a bit strong IMO- i'm not religious but members of the board might find that offensive)
ATB getting to PLAY- if I ever finish this bloody essay I'll see you there
FFS it was a joke, he poste dit in the social thread lol
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I think the man upstairs was trying to tell me to buy an umbrella today. cos i was looking at some cute ones, and as i walked out of the shop it started to rain.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
heh, my mum's car is a convertible with a 2.2 litre engine... I can't get insured to drive it until I'm at least 21.
But I *want* to bring my sign!
No, looks like I'm well and truly up the brown creek without so much as a paddle shaped thing...
Hope everyone at PLAY has fun.
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I just lost
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Unlucky.
Veerrryy unlucky.
Willy - is bad for your health...
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
ROFLMAO... I lose every time I see Doc Lightning...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
lost what?
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Sympathy in large ammunts Sethis, I won't be going either, but I wasn't going to go, being on the wrong side of the world. I hope you get to something festivally soon.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Sethis - ur wrong clicky clicky lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Written by: Brit_Joe
lost what?
The regular's here enjoy complaining about "post-whoring", but love to spam the place with - "omg I lost".
Must be a stoner thing.
Willy - is bad for your health...
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Written by: Tinklepants
Sethis - ur wrong clicky clicky lol
faithless rock my socks
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I hate faithless so much, this whole writting songs to change the world for a better place and equality hasnt worked since the 70's, dont start doing it now its just jumping on the band wagon.
Thats what ide say if I ever met him lol
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
faithless have been doing it since early nineties you gonk!
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Gonk... you mean a power droid often used on backwater worlds like Tattooine?
And I've never heard of faithless, so can't form an opinion.
No it's not a stoner thing, it's just whenever anyone sees my posts they remember my sign at Fal4 and scream at me
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
when people say they lost it they lost the game...the game is to not remember it...:s quite confusing really
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: LemonkeyWritten by: Brit_Joe
lost what?
The regular's here enjoy complaining about "post-whoring", but love to spam the place with - "omg I lost".
Must be a stoner thing.
I doubt you will ever see me use the abreviation OMG. I despise it, and all other such horrible things.
As for post whoreing, I wasnt.
I was merely being reminded by Mr Sethis about his extremley annoying board which says: You just lost
A joke, no?
Now run along and post on your game threads
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
197 posts
Location: Bolton
Course god's a sadist, we were made in his image.
Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Explain this "Lost" business please.
Willy - is bad for your health...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
's FRD for hating "OMG"Have you tried teleportation? It can be a little inaccurate, but if it'll get you there I'm sure you wouldn't mind hiking a few extra miles.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
tried that. didn't work. ended up rematerializing inside a boulder.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
How did you escape???
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Lemonkey
Explain this "Lost" business please.
[Old link]
Funny what a simple search brings up, eh?
-edit- edited to shut Mynci up (biznitch
)EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1124729275)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
FRD that has to be the worst link posted.....EVER
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Written by: Sethis
God hates me.
maybe it's punishment for being a commie
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
You assume that God isn't one himself, and is punishing me for my (admittedly few) Capitalistic tendencies.
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Written by: Fine_Rabid_DogWritten by: Lemonkey
Explain this "Lost" business please.
[Old link]
Funny what a simple search brings up, eh?
... the "Viewing list of Forums" webpage.
Willy - is bad for your health...
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