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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
As I lay in bed last night reading a book there is lots of rustling outside. I look outside, and the rubbish bag and it contents are in a biiig pile on the patio. Rustling through said rubbish is a badger!
A baby badger sat on the steps to the garden and watched the big badger.
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The big badger looked as if he mightyly enjoyed munching through our leftover chinese. (he was even clever enough to prize the lid open of the chinese food tub thing!).
They stayed for about an hour. Big badger munching, little badger watching.
I want them to visit again
But make less mess...
As I lay in bed last night reading a book there is lots of rustling outside. I look outside, and the rubbish bag and it contents are in a biiig pile on the patio. Rustling through said rubbish is a badger!
A baby badger sat on the steps to the garden and watched the big badger.
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The big badger looked as if he mightyly enjoyed munching through our leftover chinese. (he was even clever enough to prize the lid open of the chinese food tub thing!).
They stayed for about an hour. Big badger munching, little badger watching.
I want them to visit again
But make less mess...SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Look!
It says Badger!
Look!
It says Badger!
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in a beautiful daze....
134 posts
Location: Liverpool, England
in a beautiful daze....
134 posts
Location: Liverpool, England
Posted:
Thats so cool, didn't know they were that ballsy, i want a badger!!!!!
Thats so cool, didn't know they were that ballsy, i want a badger!!!!!
Whatever happened to my green and pleasant land?
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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!!!
badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
They're Bexhill badgers innit, so they must be well 'ard
They're Bexhill badgers innit, so they must be well 'ard
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Wasnt that Robbie's dog?
Wasnt that Robbie's dog?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
aww... they're cute!
aww... they're cute!
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Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Posted:
When I saw the thread title I thought someone must've made yet another badger song, this time putting in elements of the Python crew's stuff.
Badgers in your dustbins is something very worth bragging about, congrats Aimee.
When I saw the thread title I thought someone must've made yet another badger song, this time putting in elements of the Python crew's stuff.
Badgers in your dustbins is something very worth bragging about, congrats Aimee.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
i should make a song about my badger visitors.
oo! ooo! names! they need names!
big badger and little badger just dosn't quite fit it atm..
i should make a song about my badger visitors.
oo! ooo! names! they need names!
big badger and little badger just dosn't quite fit it atm..
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Posted:
Fossic and Jack I say.
Fossic and Jack I say.
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ducky and Brian.
Ducky and Brian.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
what do badgers eat? I wan't to put some badger friendly food out for them..
what do badgers eat? I wan't to put some badger friendly food out for them..
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
well obviously they eat Chinese.
and on a differnt note.. I prefer Lenor.
well obviously they eat Chinese.
and on a differnt note.. I prefer Lenor.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
yes but it's not badger friendly silly.
I don't want to give them an upset tummy.
yes but it's not badger friendly silly.
I don't want to give them an upset tummy.
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
Badgers mostly eat worms i think.
If you put bread, rasins and milk in a bowl, apparently, they love it.
Badgers mostly eat worms i think.
If you put bread, rasins and milk in a bowl, apparently, they love it.
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Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Posted:
But watch out for Pictcies if you try that.
But watch out for Pictcies if you try that.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
pic what?
pic what?
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in a beautiful daze....
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Location: Liverpool, England
in a beautiful daze....
134 posts
Location: Liverpool, England
Posted:
don't they like cat food........? or is that hedgehogs???
don't they like cat food........? or is that hedgehogs???
Whatever happened to my green and pleasant land?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hungry badgers in your garden.
Hungry badgers in your garden.
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
Well at least your not trying to feed them mash potato...
(See, I posted something instead of just reading :P *returns to box*)
Well at least your not trying to feed them mash potato...
(See, I posted something instead of just reading :P *returns to box*)
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I wear yellow on monday
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Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
I wear yellow on monday
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Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Posted:
WOW, Badgers.
I often see one on my drunken staggers from the pub to my house. They run funny!!
I think Cirrill and Sebastian are marvellous names for badgers. My cooker at home is called Gregory, hes horrid!!
WOW, Badgers.
I often see one on my drunken staggers from the pub to my house. They run funny!!
I think Cirrill and Sebastian are marvellous names for badgers. My cooker at home is called Gregory, hes horrid!!
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Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset
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Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset
Posted:
Can badgers swim? I might hae to test it...
Can badgers swim? I might hae to test it...
So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...
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Location: Essex, United Kingdom
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Posted:
They are cute picture, i wonder if 'Big Badger' was teaching 'Little Badger' how to open chinese tubs...
They are cute picture, i wonder if 'Big Badger' was teaching 'Little Badger' how to open chinese tubs...
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hopeless addict
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Location: nodnoL, United Kingdom
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Location: nodnoL, United Kingdom
Posted:
watch out though, badgers can be EVIL! (especially the ones with babies..)
they have badger baiting where they fight them against dogs and generally the badgers to pretty well. there was also an article int he paper a couple of years ago when i badger was trying to break it;s way into someones house by repeatedly ramming into their back door, they had to call the police! i just think they must have had fresh chinese and not needed to open the tubs...
but maybe i'm just jealous cuzi have no badger friends
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watch out though, badgers can be EVIL! (especially the ones with babies..)
they have badger baiting where they fight them against dogs and generally the badgers to pretty well. there was also an article int he paper a couple of years ago when i badger was trying to break it;s way into someones house by repeatedly ramming into their back door, they had to call the police! i just think they must have had fresh chinese and not needed to open the tubs...
but maybe i'm just jealous cuzi have no badger friends
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I wear yellow on monday
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Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
I wear yellow on monday
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Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Posted:
badger baiting is sick and wrong. They break the badgers front legs so it cant put a decent fight against any number of dogs.
The sick people that live in this world, really?
My whole street puts food out for the badgers that live in the woods behind us. If you sit out at night they come really close. Badgers make the funniest noises.
badger baiting is sick and wrong. They break the badgers front legs so it cant put a decent fight against any number of dogs.
The sick people that live in this world, really?
My whole street puts food out for the badgers that live in the woods behind us. If you sit out at night they come really close. Badgers make the funniest noises.
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Posted:
My name's Sebastian, arty! Da, it is a good name.
My name's Sebastian, arty! Da, it is a good name.
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Posted:
Hey nice Badger Pics,
On a not entirely unrelated topic: I've just been out on my lunch break for a smoke and a cup of tea and found an old bench to sit on in the sunshine behind my offices, As i sat 3 grey squirrels came out of a near by tree and sat in a row in front of me patiently waiting for something. I had no food on me and with only a cigarette and a cup of tea I opted to offer up the mug of tea with an extended arm.
To my suprise the middle Squirrel came forward, put his little hands on the side of the mug and started to drink my luke warm tea?!!?! Then the other 2 joined in and before i knew it, They had drank the entire mug!
Now I know I'm not expert on the dietary habited of your run of the mill squirrel but Im sure that tea should not be one of them.
Squirrels drinking tea? - what ever next. Dogs writing novels? ducks buttering toasts?
I dread to imagine
Big Love
Mogsy
Hey nice Badger Pics,
On a not entirely unrelated topic: I've just been out on my lunch break for a smoke and a cup of tea and found an old bench to sit on in the sunshine behind my offices, As i sat 3 grey squirrels came out of a near by tree and sat in a row in front of me patiently waiting for something. I had no food on me and with only a cigarette and a cup of tea I opted to offer up the mug of tea with an extended arm.
To my suprise the middle Squirrel came forward, put his little hands on the side of the mug and started to drink my luke warm tea?!!?! Then the other 2 joined in and before i knew it, They had drank the entire mug!
Now I know I'm not expert on the dietary habited of your run of the mill squirrel but Im sure that tea should not be one of them.
Squirrels drinking tea? - what ever next. Dogs writing novels? ducks buttering toasts?
I dread to imagine
Big Love
Mogsy
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Posted:
aaahhhh snaake!!
aaahhhh snaake!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Written by: Ry
aaahhhh snaake!!
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Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset
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Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset
Posted:
How about flying? Can Badgers fly?
They can't swim, they just get really angry and try to claw your face off...
How about flying? Can Badgers fly?
They can't swim, they just get really angry and try to claw your face off...
So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...
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Altyd Brandend
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Location: Orange County, California, USA
Altyd Brandend
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Location: Orange County, California, USA
Posted:
"I like Chinese
I like Chinese
they only come up to your knees
but They are always friendly
And ready to please"
~Monty P
What sound does a badger make?
"I like Chinese
I like Chinese
they only come up to your knees
but They are always friendly
And ready to please"
~Monty P
What sound does a badger make?
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