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VampyricAcid
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Posted:well i know there is, so Doc Lightning i hope you're reading this cos its intended for you. Ok i have a Pilonidal Sinus, and my aprents keep asking wtf it is, and i dunno how to explain it, so could you explain it so i can show em please?? also if you know anything about the operation involved, it would be much appreciated, cos i have no idea what they are gonna do to my back frown

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Posted:tried a PM? I sent him one earlier about semi naked photos of ucof

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VampyricAcid
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Posted:well yeah i could do, but i thought i'd post here to see if anyone else had had it and could offer any other advice

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UCOF
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Posted:Can I have some semi naked photos of myself please?

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FlameChild
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Posted:Sinus...
Is that like the constant peeping sound in your ear?


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Posted:http://www.coccyx.org/whatisit/pilonoid.htm
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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

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Location: Farnham Ahoy

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Posted:Written by: Unnamed Cutie On Front


Can I have some semi naked photos of myself please?



smile





can i have them? wink



and the peeping noise in your ear is tinittus. sinus is your nasal head area, that hurts when you have flu. smile but i wouldnt say it relates to vamps back problem


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Doc Lightning
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:So the link is a good one.

Basically, it's thought that during development the neural tube that forms the spinal cord by pinching off from the back may not quite pinch completely off on the surface down near the top of the crease of the buttocks (the butt crack). And so it leaves a little cavity in there.

Pilonidal cysts form most commonly in young men as they grow body hair and a hair gets introduced into the sinus and creates a nidus of infection. That causes an abscess (a pocket of pus) that is insanely tender.

I know because I had to have one drained myself.

After incision and drainage, one third never recur. Two thirds do. I got lucky (8 years later and nothing...).

The cure is to excise the area and then sew it back together. It's a tiny little site, the size of a couple of postage stamps. Once you take it out, it heals up and generally never bothers you again.


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Azadondo
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Posted:This is a bit offtopic while at the same time adhearing to the title perfectly. I am at a Theatre Festival this summer and the artistic director is Roger Reese (The Sheriff of Rottingham in "Robin Hood Men in Tights) and he was a member a the RSC for years and once was doing a show with Laurence Olivier, it was a new play and apparently horrid-- but one night during the show Laurence, in the middle of a scene with some cute young actress, walks to the edge of the stage a blocks the light with his hand so he can see the audience and calls out "Is there a doctor in the house?" and a man stand up in the back and says that he is a doctor, to which Laurence replies "Isn't this a terrible play Doctor?" The doctor agreed and then Laurence reentered the scene and finished the show.

And now back to our regularly schedualled forum...


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VampyricAcid
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Posted:cheers Doc

and aza, that is one of the funniest things ive read in a while!!


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Fire_Moose
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Posted:DOc, i need help. I woke up this morning with a stomach ache. i figured it was from not eating dinner last night. i ate a little bit and a little bit after i got to work i went home sick. I cant find a comfortable position, i have no appetite, it feels like my stomach is in a giant knot. I tihnk im dying...

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pricklyleaf
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Posted:I think you should see a doctor in real life before asking on here!

Seriously, if you're ill/concerned enough to ask on the internet to people you don't know and therefore don't know how reliable a source they are, you really should go see your GP who has access to your medical records and can prescribe you medicene/treatment if needed.

Get well soon!


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Fire_Moose
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Posted:i dont really have medical records, usually if i gotta go i hit up urgent care and nothign really gets done. I dont got a GP to go to.

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Posted:Dear Doc,

I have a growth, he's 25 years old, musky smelling and wont remove himself when I try to break up with him.... What do i Do?

*sorry I couldnt resist* ubblol ubbrollsmile ubblol


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Doc Lightning
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Posted:Anuebunnie,

Is he cute? If so, I can take him off your hands.

If not, sorry... can't help ya. ubbangel


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Fire_Moose
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Posted:thanks or ALL the help doc....

*dies*


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Parafinfairy
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Posted:Seriously dewd, if you're not taking the piss then go see someone and get it sorted!!!!

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Fire_Moose
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Posted:im 80% sure its just gas, it has gottena bit better, still hurts but a bit better.

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Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning


Anuebunnie,

Is he cute? If so, I can take him off your hands.

If not, sorry... can't help ya. ubbangel



To me he's cute..... see.....


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Doc Lightning
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Posted:Not so much my type... no.

-Mike )'(
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