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HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
lol well you tell me i cant see a thing lol

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*gets a crop and taps it agasint lauz n lil

hmmm who first? *weg*

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
what are you going to do to me ????

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
*snickers* is this being a voyeur?

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke


Posted:
hell yes - but we all love it

*lies there wondering what pleasures/pains are coming her way - her hand starts to wonder towards Lauz... biggrin

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*wonders if he shoulda tied down the hands as well but nm

*starts to tap arses w/ the crop first lil then lauz

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
oh my i feel a hand smile

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hu? Wandering hands? *whispers to linedo "think your knots need some work dude"*

*slams Lil's ass and binds her tighter*

Now where to begin.....more oil!!!! biggrin

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i was thinking more crops n tickling Mr headswim - we could always use all 3

anyone else wanna volenteer something?

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
oh my *pretends she's tied tight enough*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*looks at his and head swims knot work

sod this *gets hand cuffs and links lil and laz to eachother then the bed

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
oh my this is getting very wild hehehe

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*flutters eyelashes*

wow you guys have really been going for it biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
why hello miss-chevious

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
This is a bloody weird version of "Flirting"...

Gets camera for blackmail (and personal) use biggrin

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
haha and personal!

hey sethis can i play with your "lightsaber"...oh is that what kids call it theese days? wink

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
why hello handsome wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
wanna take that upstairs?

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
erm, if you take my lightsaber upstairs, I'm afraid i'll have to come with you. I'm quite attached to it, and don't want it to come to any harm...

(HOW much innuendo can you fit in?) biggrin ubblol

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i'll take you both wink wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
YES please...

Sorry, I just thought that maybe my GF won't like me saying things like that.

I'll leave now... bye

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
awww boring. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey Sethis read the first post man! Firstly this isnt flirting is TARTING and second its all guilt free, no comebacks fun wink



Now HoP(pun intended wink) on the bed and let me give ya a rub down wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
yes! tarting and flirting is good for you anyway wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Uh... JP Madam SNOOPoi...

I enjoy the physical appearance of your face. Your mannerisms are also pleasing. Nearly as much as lauz the caterpilla or LiL Turkey.




Damnit, why do I have to be so awful at flirting?

HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah Quad get in there my son ubblol wink



p.s. would U like a back rub seing as your here and all naked ready to go?

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
*walks in, raises eyebrow then walks out*

Crazy kids.

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
thanx quad hugkiss

*flutters eyelashes somemore*

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*pounces in and looks around

mmm this thread gets more and more beautiful every time i see it

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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*kisses linden*

why hello lovely wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


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