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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:*slides in real close to lil turkey*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*steals the oil and starts to rub lauz's back nice n slowwly

*whispers to headswim* think we should blindfold them?


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:why do you want to blind fold us?

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

enthusiast
Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:and tie us to the bed???

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:hehehe lol why would they want to do that now

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*gets out rope and blond folds and ties lauz and lil down blindfolding them both slowwly running fingers over them

(is this flirting hmmmmm)


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:lol well you tell me i cant see a thing lol

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*gets a crop and taps it agasint lauz n lil

hmmm who first? *weg*


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:what are you going to do to me ????

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:*snickers* is this being a voyeur?

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

enthusiast
Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:hell yes - but we all love it

*lies there wondering what pleasures/pains are coming her way - her hand starts to wonder towards Lauz... biggrin


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*wonders if he shoulda tied down the hands as well but nm

*starts to tap arses w/ the crop first lil then lauz


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:oh my i feel a hand smile

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:hu? Wandering hands? *whispers to linedo "think your knots need some work dude"*

*slams Lil's ass and binds her tighter*

Now where to begin.....more oil!!!! biggrin


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:i was thinking more crops n tickling Mr headswim - we could always use all 3

anyone else wanna volenteer something?


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:oh my *pretends she's tied tight enough*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*looks at his and head swims knot work

sod this *gets hand cuffs and links lil and laz to eachother then the bed


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:oh my this is getting very wild hehehe

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:*flutters eyelashes*

wow you guys have really been going for it biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:why hello miss-chevious

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:This is a bloody weird version of "Flirting"...

Gets camera for blackmail (and personal) use biggrin


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:haha and personal!

hey sethis can i play with your "lightsaber"...oh is that what kids call it theese days? wink


ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:why hello handsome wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:wanna take that upstairs?

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:erm, if you take my lightsaber upstairs, I'm afraid i'll have to come with you. I'm quite attached to it, and don't want it to come to any harm...

(HOW much innuendo can you fit in?) biggrin ubblol


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i'll take you both wink wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:YES please...

Sorry, I just thought that maybe my GF won't like me saying things like that.

I'll leave now... bye


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:awww boring. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:hey Sethis read the first post man! Firstly this isnt flirting is TARTING and second its all guilt free, no comebacks fun wink



Now HoP(pun intended wink) on the bed and let me give ya a rub down wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:yes! tarting and flirting is good for you anyway wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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