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HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
ooh, tarts

*puts a tart in the toaster*

I love pop-tarts...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Hanzveteran
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
you sure thats the kind of tart being spoken about?

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:

*wanders in ruffling her hair* i wondered where this thread had got to...

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm moving into this thread...I feel very at home here ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ok, note to self, read what things are about before posting on them.
well, as I am already here I may aswell make myself at home.
*makes self at home*

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hug grouphug kiss to smarty pants

hug grouphug kiss to foxindocs

hug grouphug kiss to hanz

to strugz and Mig (no offense) but spank ubblol

now then hello ladies how you's doin' wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Was that you'r best Joey impression?

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
It may not be good but you get the idea wink

I can't think of a better line of text that says it soooo well

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i thought it was quite good doll wink

MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hug kiss (i'm a tart and don't care) ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
dont we know it wink

ubblol

ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
hey guys room for a little one.

i've been trying to be a good boy but it's sooooooo boring time to start acting my npormal self again biggrin

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
get out get out spank spank ubblol

har-row!!!!

now behave like tarts or bugger off tongue wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
kiss my ass wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Mynci



now behave like tarts or bugger off tongue wink



You are the expert so please teach me how to be tarty so i don't get booted out biggrin

screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
boots are a good start thigh high and leather

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: strugz


kiss my ass wink



ubblol strugz yer a natural cool

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I got funky, kick ass boots. not knee high or leather but they are black and hide a nasty bruise I have. *put's boots on and stomps back to seat* oooooooh, look at how shiny they are

MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I have *stares into space remembering erotic boot image* tongue

you my dear could tech me a thing or 2 I imagine. I've only been a tart for about a week. *runs and hides behind net curtains* ohhh lacey.... wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
u are very strange. u wanna try my boots on or just want me to stomp around for a bit?

MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol please my dear stomp away. *sits back and watches*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
*joins mynci*


devil angel

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
YAY! I'M A TART, I'M A TART *does victory dance*

MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*Hands marie official tart badge* I now pronounce you "TART" in the eyes of all here. wink and now.....hey baby! kiss ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
look, Im a tart *plonks down on Mynci's lap and claps hands enthusiastically* clap clap clap

MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
(wants to say something but is content with pretty lady on his LAP) ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
go on hun. say what u want to say or I'm gonna get up and hunt for new victims.

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
comfortable... wink I got a present for you tongue you can putit in yer mouth...bite and be very happy.

can i sit on your lap? things may get a little uncomfortable nana

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ok. lets swap. Hold on, what do you mean uncomfortable?

you saying I have a boney bum or summat?
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MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
maybe it's uncomfortable for you?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


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