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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I at least hope it was getting uncomfortable for you smarty pants
else I need some work.... A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
don't get you but who cares? It sounded good. *admires shiny boots*
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*is tempted to say something about talking about the first thing that comes up*
Oh, wait...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Written by: MiG
*is tempted to say something about talking about the first thing that comes up*
Oh, wait...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
I think I need to single out another victim. *looks around scanning terminator style*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*feels crushed*
but 
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
I'll make it easy. Who wants me to sit on their lap? (dosen't mean I will but would like the option)
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
and who wants to sit on mine...
(you grab MiG...think we're short of female tarts)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
tempting but I think i'll stay where i am for a bit. tiz nice and warm
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yay!! (I'm not surprised
) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*starts polishing kinky boots to high-shine finish*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
grnfghgj *starts to make smarty's seat warmer*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
ewww. dont like the sound of that.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
your own fault. now stop polishing... A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Written by: Mynci
I'm moving into this thread...I feel very at home here
and you don't feel at home waking up next to Taya and myself? I know I feel at home waking up next to you
EDITED_BY: Hanz (1127871374)
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
its happened quite alot by the looks of the other thread hanz
i'd find somewhere else to sit LMSP
cos before long mynci's trousers will have a tent in them.
oh and maybe a wet patch if you keep polishing your boots
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
screech behave.....I'm always at home around fine ladies hanz
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
sorry i've just heartd it can be a bit uncomfortable at times
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
*Stumbles in*
Hello!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
why hello
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
hello lost
looking good today hon finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
what's this? another female sort of tart?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yup, but we still appear to have too many males.....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*Wonders in carrying a caramel tart*
OOps, wrong kind of tart!
*Backs away slowly*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*grabs blu...* oh no you don't your a tart and you know it.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
yeah how many cyber sproggs dfid you create blu you don't manage that without being a bit tarty
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
209 posts
Location: Stoke
The tarts have arisen... and about time....
Grrr... who wants to play.....;)
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
sounds like fun what did you have in mind
*haeds back to bondage*
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
yaay!! tarts
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Ahhh hello new lady
pull up a lap A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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