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HeadSwim
HeadSwim

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Member Since: 26th Jul 2003
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Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:*watches from the sidelines with a look of puzzled interest*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Hanz
Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
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Total posts: 1328
Posted:interst hey? wanna join in? you know you wanna... wink

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Mynci
Mynci

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Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Are you a tart FRD???

I know I am wink

Ahhhh lots of lovelly laydees....mmmm biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:FRD a tart... nah, he's a flan... sweeter than tart kiss

Mynci, you however, are a tart... and that makes it so much more fun... I can have both my tart, and my flan, right? wink

lots of lovely ladies? more like lovely little boys biggrin


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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:hug little....little.... hug ahhh you don't know me very well do ya wink
yet. ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:What the hell is a flan?

Sounds rude wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Hanz
Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
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Posted:well, Mr Mynci... you just havent proved it to me yet, have you? wink might have to change that

FRD, a Flan is a pastry thing with custard and jelly and fruit... but Im sure it could be rude if you wanted it to be spank


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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:ubblol
good show Ms Hanz....proper tart behaviour....You definately rate in at a cherry bakewell. wink

see my gallery i'm not small....FRD will tell ya...I'm a fat B*****d
ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:what did I finally do right which deserved a mention?



*looks through Mynci's photo gallery* ooh... purdy... but all I can see if an evil, yet cuddly looking, little Mynci...

Oh, and I wasnt talking about weight before by the way wink


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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:wink oooo.... just thought I'd sneak yer comment passed the mods ubblol

THAT pic is not going on my gallery for legal reasons ubblol *runs off to cert 18 thread to post pictures* biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
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Posted:pass it by the mods? (we need a shocked smiley) what do you think this is? I just wanted to see the size of your hands... as I was told I have little hands today, but I dont think thats true.

cert 18 thread? Im guessing 18+ only? in that case, Im out...


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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:ubblol
ahhh scaring them away ubblol

good job this aint the bondage thread biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:am I supposed to understand what you mean by that first line?

ahh yes... the bondage thread... could be fun *cough*getyourbuttintheirnowboy*cough* anyone got any cough syrup? I seem to have a case of them... or something...


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Mynci
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Posted:oooo forceful laydeeeee ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:nothing wrong with a little force, is there?

hmm... Im starting to think we should move this to another thread...


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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:My intro needs spicing up wink the new tart thread... my house ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:does that mean I should find it?



edit: just searched for it, and it isnt even an introduction thread... Im ashamed

EDITED_BY: Hanz (1128344632)


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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:cherry bakewell mmmmmm

i think i'm more a treacle myself


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:hello treacle ubblol (hmmmm name that DJ ubblol)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:*stomps in with big, big boots and scans surroundings* who wants to polish my boots coz they have gotten slightly scuffed whilst I was tarting around outside?

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blu_valley
blu_valley

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Posted:Trapesing backthrough this thread ,I see that I have been accused of being a tart. NOT TRUE say I! (you leave my murdered cyber-spawn out of it)


ok...maybe just a little one.... biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
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Posted:*jumps up and down* me me me....mmmm boots.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:you? what about you Myni dear?

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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:myni...i'm not THAT small

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:come on then hunny *holds out cloth and polish*

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Hanz
Hanz

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Posted:woops... sorry Mynci dear... will you ever forgive me? what do I have to do to make it up to you?

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Mynci
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Posted:*takes cloth* oooh
*starts rubbing and polishing*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
LMSP

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Posted:hee hee hee. tiz nice and tickly

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screech
screech

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Posted:you should have made him use his tongue LMSP

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

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Posted:Wrong thread screech ubblol

*continues rubbing vigourously*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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