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HeadSwimGOLD Member
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Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
well, Mr Mynci... you just havent proved it to me yet, have you? wink might have to change that

FRD, a Flan is a pastry thing with custard and jelly and fruit... but Im sure it could be rude if you wanted it to be spank

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol
good show Ms Hanz....proper tart behaviour....You definately rate in at a cherry bakewell. wink

see my gallery i'm not small....FRD will tell ya...I'm a fat B*****d
ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
what did I finally do right which deserved a mention?



*looks through Mynci's photo gallery* ooh... purdy... but all I can see if an evil, yet cuddly looking, little Mynci...

Oh, and I wasnt talking about weight before by the way wink

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
wink oooo.... just thought I'd sneak yer comment passed the mods ubblol

THAT pic is not going on my gallery for legal reasons ubblol *runs off to cert 18 thread to post pictures* biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
pass it by the mods? (we need a shocked smiley) what do you think this is? I just wanted to see the size of your hands... as I was told I have little hands today, but I dont think thats true.

cert 18 thread? Im guessing 18+ only? in that case, Im out...

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol
ahhh scaring them away ubblol

good job this aint the bondage thread biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
am I supposed to understand what you mean by that first line?

ahh yes... the bondage thread... could be fun *cough*getyourbuttintheirnowboy*cough* anyone got any cough syrup? I seem to have a case of them... or something...

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
oooo forceful laydeeeee ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
nothing wrong with a little force, is there?

hmm... Im starting to think we should move this to another thread...

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
My intro needs spicing up wink the new tart thread... my house ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
does that mean I should find it?



edit: just searched for it, and it isnt even an introduction thread... Im ashamed
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screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
cherry bakewell mmmmmm

i think i'm more a treacle myself

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hello treacle ubblol (hmmmm name that DJ ubblol)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*stomps in with big, big boots and scans surroundings* who wants to polish my boots coz they have gotten slightly scuffed whilst I was tarting around outside?

blu_valleySILVER Member
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197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Trapesing backthrough this thread ,I see that I have been accused of being a tart. NOT TRUE say I! (you leave my murdered cyber-spawn out of it)


ok...maybe just a little one.... biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
*jumps up and down* me me me....mmmm boots.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
you? what about you Myni dear?

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
myni...i'm not THAT small

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
come on then hunny *holds out cloth and polish*

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
woops... sorry Mynci dear... will you ever forgive me? what do I have to do to make it up to you?

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
*takes cloth* oooh
*starts rubbing and polishing*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
hee hee hee. tiz nice and tickly

screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
you should have made him use his tongue LMSP

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Wrong thread screech ubblol

*continues rubbing vigourously*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
u can take 5 hun. ill sit on ur lap and give you a cutch instead

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
yay...erm whats a cutch...and do you really have nice boots???
wink ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
well a cutch is for me to know and for you to ask tink. my boots are very real indeed and they are nice if you like a slightly kinky, biker look

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
oooh....I wanna meet them. wink and I will surely ask yer sis. but sounds nice (will I get a slap ubblol)



*********hidden mynci********* wink
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LMSPBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
only if u like that sorta thing wink

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol wink hug hug kiss

mmmmm......well I think I'll risk it for a biscuit....;)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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