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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:*shrugs and slips outta the dress wandering to a couch in only boxers

here ya go

*passes the dress


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Posted:*slips on dress* well atleast i'm covered up now smile

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:yea but im not *gets a toga and wanders round roman stylee

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Posted:hehehe.
i'm nakey under this dress lol ubblol
anyone want to look lol!!!


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:*grabs a good oggle before the rush

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Posted:ooooo hehehehe
*apply's some more lippy*


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:So now we have the "Linden Rathen and Lauz Flirt It Out Thread"?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:woot smile

*checks around to see who else is about


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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:*spots doc L*

WOO HOO *slides up

whats cookin good lookin? wink


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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:read the first post tongue

*smirks @ doc L


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Posted:*its not my fault vamp stole my clothes. and got people to watch me in the shower redface

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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HeadSwim
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HeadSwim

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Posted:heyyyy peeps biggrin

I'm back! Who wants to rub oil on my back? wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:i didnt watch you in the shower im good smile

i waited to be offered

*dives on couch and snoozes innocently


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Posted:ooooo i want oil in my back!!!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Posted:well maybe we can "do" each other then? wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:*chucks the oil back to lauz

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Sethis
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Posted:I swear someone mentioned chains and leather... biggrin

*cracks whip* Who's first?

And it costs you 1 to stroke my hair for 5 minutes...


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:*gets a whip pays one pound and gives sethis 5 min worth of strokes to the hair

is that what you had in mind? ubbangel


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Sethis
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Posted:More or less, more or less... devil

Less rather than more...

Although I'm slightly disturbed that it's a guy doing it biggrin

Not that I don't like it or anything wink


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Posted:and you are turning a profit wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:hey its an equal oppertunities thread

*idly cracks the whip agasint other people as well

flirt damnit


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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

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Posted:GRRRRrrrr Well hello the chaps and chapettes (6)

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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HeadSwim
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HeadSwim

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Posted:biggrin Yay lil turkey!!!! biggrin U want a back massage hon? wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Sethis
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Sethis

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Posted:Your avatar will fit right in ubblol

It's kinda difficult to flirt online, cause most of mine consists of listening to their problems, making sympathetic suggestions, and play fighting. Not sure how much sense that makes but hey...


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:*pays sethis 1*
hmmmmm you have lovely hair biggrin


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

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Total posts: 209
Posted:Ooooo would love one smile mmm... GGgggrrrrrrr

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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Sethis
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Sethis

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Posted:Play fighting? You're on...

*goes to grab midsection*


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Posted:*cracks a nice fresh bottle of baby oil*

*cracks knuckles with a sly grin*

here ya go hon ubblove


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

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Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:bites her lips in anticipation.... devil

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Posted:*starts with a gently slap of the ass and applies oil to the back in one fluid motion up the spin pressing quite hard*

Hows that for ya? Not too rough i hope? wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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