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HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...

Posted:
that was very joey biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich

Posted:
I just missed the chainwhip? I'm so dissapointed.
Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Posted:
that gash on my buttocks, oooohh, so painful.

my wrists are sore from the cold metal chains that bound me.

*wow, this is tarty*

You'll find me on the dance floor

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...

Posted:
*kisses arty farty better*

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Posted:
*feels the love*

Ahhhh, all better now from the fizzy kisses of the Madam

Prepared to get tarty all over again.

You'll find me on the dance floor

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...

Posted:
yayy! for fuzzy feelings and tartyness biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Posted:
i'll second that!!



now for that punishment for posting in the wrong place in the 'have you ever' thread!!



*rubs hands together and laughs mechanically*

You'll find me on the dance floor

Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Posted:
looks like youve had a lucky escape madam, as my lift has arrived.

next time wink xxxx

You'll find me on the dance floor

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
I somewhat dislike this thread.....

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
why might that be?

(having not read back recently and being too lazy to now)

back

HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom

Posted:
*wanders back into the thread covered in mud from camping.....*



Why hello all you tasty young things.... biggrin How the devil are you all?

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!

Posted:
i'm great wink

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

Skittishmember
64 posts
Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset

Posted:
I wish my nan could see this thread, she'd have a fit... lol

So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...

SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.

Posted:
Well that isn't a thought to raise romance!

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke

Posted:
Well hello again..... now who is up for a lil fun?? wink

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke

Posted:
no one wants to play :'(

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom

Posted:
me me i'll play wink Grrrrr

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke

Posted:
grrr *big smile* what would you like to play???

kiss

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton

Posted:
I wake from the dead to say..... This thread sucks!




EDITED_BY: Spontaneously Combustable (1124647034)


----There are no opportunities, only problems----

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
Yay!



Hugos back!



And he makes an extremley good point too biggrin
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1124647111)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke

Posted:
your both boring ubbloco

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton

Posted:
Im not boring, Its just I know a blunder when I see one.......


----There are no opportunities, only problems----

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
Uhhuh,



so's this thread..



*rates it as 1 - should be deleted*
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1124731413)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton

Posted:
Already did that yesterday as soon as I read the title mwahahaha


----There are no opportunities, only problems----

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
*bump*
for all the tarts out there (me included)

*settles back in comfort*
I'm home ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom

Posted:
hey there wink

ill be seeing you tonight ubblol

ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom

Posted:
Right, where do I sit and what do I do.
MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
*takes smartypant's hand*
come with me my dear. wink and lets show em' how to have fun ubblol glad you could join us hug

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom

Posted:
well, when I was asked so nicely to come, I could hardly say no wink
Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
*stumbles into thread* well, hello there... what do we have here?
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