Forums > Social Chat > The "tarting it" Thread
Login/Join to Participate...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
so, how you doin'?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*winks at MiG* decided to join us after all did you?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
*yawn* Mornin all
Anyone got a cure for a hangover? Temple massage maybe or something else...... Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
for a while. tarting is fuun
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
i'm really not very good at tarting...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*grabs Foxy by the
*But I am.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*tarts it with the doc*
I might be teasing a little...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
*casually twirls a finger round a peirced nipple*
Why good morning doc.......
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
My eyes! My beautiful innocent eyes!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Why hello Doctor, I didn't realise you were a... ok, no, that might be going a bit far...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
why hello everyone! nice to see so many beautiful faces
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
I couldn't see them, I was blinded by yours...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
wow!
thanx 
your rather pretty yourself (i saw lauz's Falmouth pics)
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
heh, I probably look completely spaced out, especially towards the end of camp. Most people's recollections of me will involve my babbling about "Cinnamony gold Goodness" or something...
I'm also the [censored] with the sign saying "You just lost" so many people have reason to hate me
So what are you doing in a filthy thread like this?
*Hopes it's the same reason as he is*
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
looking for someone to be suitably freaky with
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Freaky? *ponders*
I think... *ponders some more*
That someone really freaky is right over there *points*
*Picks you up when you turn round*
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
oooh! freakyness!
i like it! THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
#Casually hits the play button on a conveniantly cued up CD player so it plays Freak Out and extends his arm to Hayli for a tango# Fancy a dance, miss?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
mmm... freakyness...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Oooh Oooh I was away for a few days and I miss freakyness?!!! Damn it!
Ok ok so where did all the nice people go to tart it with? Anyone wanna play?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
ill play with you headswim
back
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i'll play too freakyness is fun
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
OK cool Who wahts the whip and who wants to be chained and who gets the blindfold? Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
can i have the blindfold please
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
i want to be chained!!
think its about time i joined in on this tartyness.
bring on the filth! *chik chik*
You'll find me on the dance floor
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
yay i can chain you whilst i'm blindfolded
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
marvellous, we just need the whip master now!!
any takers?
You'll find me on the dance floor
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
that means I get the whip *whhhhhhooosh crack* squeal like a hog!!! Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
*squeals like a hog*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
hey how you doin?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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