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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:Uh... JP Madam SNOOPoi...

I enjoy the physical appearance of your face. Your mannerisms are also pleasing. Nearly as much as lauz the caterpilla or LiL Turkey.




Damnit, why do I have to be so awful at flirting?


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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:yeah Quad get in there my son ubblol wink



p.s. would U like a back rub seing as your here and all naked ready to go?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:*walks in, raises eyebrow then walks out*

Crazy kids.


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:thanx quad hugkiss

*flutters eyelashes somemore*


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*pounces in and looks around

mmm this thread gets more and more beautiful every time i see it


back

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:*kisses linden*

why hello lovely wink


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:so, how you doin'?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 1848
Posted:
*winks at MiG* decided to join us after all did you?


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:*yawn* Mornin all wink Anyone got a cure for a hangover? Temple massage maybe or something else...... wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:for a while. tarting is fuun biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 1848
Posted:i'm really not very good at tarting...

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*grabs Foxy by the censored*

But I am. devil


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*tarts it with the doc*

I might be teasing a little...


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:*casually twirls a finger round a peirced nipple*

Why good morning doc.......


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:eek

My eyes! My beautiful innocent eyes!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 1848
Posted:
Why hello Doctor, I didn't realise you were a... ok, no, that might be going a bit far...


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:why hello everyone! nice to see so many beautiful faces biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:I couldn't see them, I was blinded by yours...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:wow! biggrin thanx hug

your rather pretty yourself (i saw lauz's Falmouth pics)


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:heh, I probably look completely spaced out, especially towards the end of camp. Most people's recollections of me will involve my babbling about "Cinnamony gold Goodness" or something...

I'm also the [censored] with the sign saying "You just lost" so many people have reason to hate me biggrin

So what are you doing in a filthy thread like this? wink

*Hopes it's the same reason as he is*


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:looking for someone to be suitably freaky with wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Freaky? *ponders*

I think... *ponders some more*

That someone really freaky is right over there *points*

*Picks you up when you turn round* biggrin


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:oooh! freakyness! biggrin i like it!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:#Casually hits the play button on a conveniantly cued up CD player so it plays Freak Out and extends his arm to Hayli for a tango# Fancy a dance, miss?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:mmm... freakyness...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:Oooh Oooh I was away for a few days and I miss freakyness?!!! Damn it! biggrin

Ok ok so where did all the nice people go to tart it with? Anyone wanna play? wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:ill play with you headswim ubbangel

bounce bounce2


back

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:i'll play too freakyness is fun biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:biggrin OK cool wink Who wahts the whip and who wants to be chained and who gets the blindfold? ubbangel

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:can i have the blindfold please ubbangel

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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