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HeadSwimGOLD Member
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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK


Posted:
*shrugs and slips outta the dress wandering to a couch in only boxers

here ya go

*passes the dress

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
*slips on dress* well atleast i'm covered up now smile

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
yea but im not *gets a toga and wanders round roman stylee

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
hehehe.
i'm nakey under this dress lol ubblol
anyone want to look lol!!!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*grabs a good oggle before the rush

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
ooooo hehehehe
*apply's some more lippy*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
So now we have the "Linden Rathen and Lauz Flirt It Out Thread"?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
woot smile

*checks around to see who else is about

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*spots doc L*

WOO HOO *slides up

whats cookin good lookin? wink

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linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
read the first post tongue

*smirks @ doc L

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
*its not my fault vamp stole my clothes. and got people to watch me in the shower redface

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
heyyyy peeps biggrin

I'm back! Who wants to rub oil on my back? wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i didnt watch you in the shower im good smile

i waited to be offered

*dives on couch and snoozes innocently

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
ooooo i want oil in my back!!!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
well maybe we can "do" each other then? wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK


Posted:
*chucks the oil back to lauz

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SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
I swear someone mentioned chains and leather... biggrin

*cracks whip* Who's first?

And it costs you £1 to stroke my hair for 5 minutes...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*gets a whip pays one pound and gives sethis 5 min worth of strokes to the hair

is that what you had in mind? ubbangel

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SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
More or less, more or less... devil

Less rather than more...

Although I'm slightly disturbed that it's a guy doing it biggrin

Not that I don't like it or anything wink

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


HeadSwimGOLD Member
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580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
and you are turning a profit wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
hey its an equal oppertunities thread

*idly cracks the whip agasint other people as well

flirt damnit

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LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke


Posted:
GRRRRrrrr Well hello the chaps and chapettes (6)

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin Yay lil turkey!!!! biggrin U want a back massage hon? wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your avatar will fit right in ubblol

It's kinda difficult to flirt online, cause most of mine consists of listening to their problems, making sympathetic suggestions, and play fighting. Not sure how much sense that makes but hey...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
*pays sethis £1*
hmmmmm you have lovely hair biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke


Posted:
Ooooo would love one smile mmm... GGgggrrrrrrr

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
Play fighting? You're on...

*goes to grab midsection*

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*cracks a nice fresh bottle of baby oil*

*cracks knuckles with a sly grin*

here ya go hon ubblove

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


LiL Turkey!enthusiast
209 posts
Location: Stoke


Posted:
bites her lips in anticipation.... devil

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink


HeadSwimGOLD Member
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580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*starts with a gently slap of the ass and applies oil to the back in one fluid motion up the spin pressing quite hard*

Hows that for ya? Not too rough i hope? wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


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