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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:*grabs blu...* oh no you don't your a tart and you know it. ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:yeah how many cyber sproggs dfid you create blu you don't manage that without being a bit tarty

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

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Total posts: 209
Posted:The tarts have arisen... and about time.... wink

Grrr... who wants to play.....;)


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:sounds like fun what did you have in mind

*haeds back to bondage*


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:yaay!! tarts biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Ahhh hello new lady wink pull up a lap ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
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Total posts: 587
Posted:Aahh, I'm back.

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:morning hon hug wink

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Total posts: 8737
Posted:Har-row lost how are you this sunny day? wink

think we need to start using some cheap chat-up lines if we're real tarts...


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


screech

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Posted:Written by: Mynci

Har-row lost how are you this sunny day? wink



i read that wrong at first i thought it said how lost are you today ubblol

Written by: Mynci

think we need to start using some cheap chat-up lines if we're real tarts...



hey ladies how do you likew your eggs in the morning?

cheap enough for youubblol


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Hehe funny!

Im very good thank you wink

And how are you fine looking people today?


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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*Owner of Brenn*

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:i'm good too thanks hon.

and do you mind me asking did it hurt?

* spankself cos of utter dislike of using chat up lines*

you know when you fell from heaven


* spank spank spank*


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Hey lost wink are you tired?

coz you been running through my mind all day

*groans at cheese* ubblol

I'll stick with - how you doin' wink
or
Hey baby. wink (ahhh the ever popular yet cheesey wink)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
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Total posts: 587
Posted:Gosh, the cheesiness of it all! lol

Well, while we are at it...

You look tired. I'm tired too. Lets sleep together!

Sorry! Couldnt resist wink


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:yay!!! welcome and pull up a lap my dear wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

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Total posts: 587
Posted:Dont mind if I do

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:Whose lap would you like
*waves arm in all encompassing gesture* wink

hug


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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
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Total posts: 587
Posted:Well... yours looks very comfortable

*strolls sexily over to Mynci and sits on his lap*


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:oooh.... tongue wink hug biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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brodieman


brodieman

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Posted:room for me?

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
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Total posts: 587
Posted:Whose lap would you like?



I'm quite content where I am *snuggles up to Mynci*



Aahh Mynci, you sexy thing you! ubblol

EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1128081246)


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:biggrin hug cheers babe *snuggles back*
I could get used to this ubblol


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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:helloo there Mynci... looks like you're getting around.

Care for a drink? Actually... no... I'd get you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw


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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

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Total posts: 3989
Posted:* pops a discreet moderators card under the door so every knows to keep it clean... *

wink


HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Hanz


Hanz

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Posted:sorry Charles... but it's really hard to keep it clean in threads like this... (well, for some of us anyway)

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:redface will do boss.....

and hanz wink how you doin'? ubblol


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Seb


Seb

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Posted:I know what hanz are good for...

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Hanz


Hanz

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Posted:How am I doin? alot better now that you're here

and what would that be Mr Seb?


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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Yeah, I wana know too. What would that be?

ubbrollsmile


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*Owner of Brenn*

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Hanz


Hanz

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Posted:Why do you want to know?

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