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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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LMSP
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Posted:look, Im a tart *plonks down on Mynci's lap and claps hands enthusiastically* clap clap clap

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:(wants to say something but is content with pretty lady on his LAP) ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:go on hun. say what u want to say or I'm gonna get up and hunt for new victims.

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Mynci
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Posted:comfortable... wink I got a present for you tongue you can putit in yer mouth...bite and be very happy.

can i sit on your lap? things may get a little uncomfortable nana


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:ok. lets swap. Hold on, what do you mean uncomfortable?

you saying I have a boney bum or summat?

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

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Posted:maybe it's uncomfortable for you?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Mynci
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Posted:I at least hope it was getting uncomfortable for you smarty pants ubblol else I need some work.... wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:don't get you but who cares? It sounded good. *admires shiny boots*

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MiG
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Posted:*is tempted to say something about talking about the first thing that comes up*

Oh, wait...


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Mynci
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Posted:Written by: MiG

*is tempted to say something about talking about the first thing that comes up*

Oh, wait...



ubblol cool


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:I think I need to single out another victim. *looks around scanning terminator style*

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Mynci
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Posted:*feels crushed* ubblol but ditto

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:I'll make it easy. Who wants me to sit on their lap? (dosen't mean I will but would like the option)

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Mynci
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Posted:and who wants to sit on mine... ubblol


(you grab MiG...think we're short of female tarts)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:tempting but I think i'll stay where i am for a bit. tiz nice and warm

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Mynci
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Posted:yay!! (I'm not surprised ubblol)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:*starts polishing kinky boots to high-shine finish*

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Mynci
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Posted:grnfghgj *starts to make smarty's seat warmer*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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Posted:ewww. dont like the sound of that.

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Mynci
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Posted:ubblol your own fault. now stop polishing...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz


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Posted:Written by: Mynci


I'm moving into this thread...I feel very at home here ubblol





and you don't feel at home waking up next to Taya and myself? I know I feel at home waking up next to you wink hug

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screech


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Posted:its happened quite alot by the looks of the other thread hanz

i'd find somewhere else to sit LMSP

cos before long mynci's trousers will have a tent in them.


oh and maybe a wet patch if you keep polishing your boots


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
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Posted:screech behave.....I'm always at home around fine ladies hanz wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


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Posted:sorry i've just heartd it can be a bit uncomfortable at times
wink


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Lost83spy
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Posted:*Stumbles in*

Hello!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
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Posted:why hello wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


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Posted:hello lost wink looking good today hon

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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MiG
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Posted:what's this? another female sort of tart?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

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Posted:yup, but we still appear to have too many males.....

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
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Posted:*Wonders in carrying a caramel tart*

OOps, wrong kind of tart!

*Backs away slowly*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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