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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

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Posted:*bump*
for all the tarts out there (me included)

*settles back in comfort*
I'm home ubblol


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strugz
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Posted:hey there wink

ill be seeing you tonight ubblol

ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

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Posted:Right, where do I sit and what do I do.

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Mynci
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Posted:*takes smartypant's hand*
come with me my dear. wink and lets show em' how to have fun ubblol glad you could join us hug


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LMSP
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Posted:well, when I was asked so nicely to come, I could hardly say no wink

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Hanz


Hanz

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Posted:*stumbles into thread* well, hello there... what do we have here?

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Posted:ooh, tarts

*puts a tart in the toaster*

I love pop-tarts...


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Hanz


Hanz

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Posted:you sure thats the kind of tart being spoken about?

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FoxInDocs
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Posted:
*wanders in ruffling her hair* i wondered where this thread had got to...


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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Mynci
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Posted:I'm moving into this thread...I feel very at home here ubblol

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LMSP
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Posted:ok, note to self, read what things are about before posting on them.
well, as I am already here I may aswell make myself at home.
*makes self at home*


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Mynci
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Posted:hug grouphug kiss to smarty pants

hug grouphug kiss to foxindocs

hug grouphug kiss to hanz

to strugz and Mig (no offense) but spank ubblol

now then hello ladies how you's doin' wink


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LMSP
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Posted:Was that you'r best Joey impression?

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Mynci
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Posted:It may not be good but you get the idea wink

I can't think of a better line of text that says it soooo well


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LMSP
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Posted:i thought it was quite good doll wink

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Mynci
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Posted:hug kiss (i'm a tart and don't care) ubblol

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strugz
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Posted:dont we know it wink

ubblol

ubbrollsmile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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screech


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Posted:hey guys room for a little one.

i've been trying to be a good boy but it's sooooooo boring time to start acting my npormal self again biggrin


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
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Posted:get out get out spank spank ubblol

har-row!!!!

now behave like tarts or bugger off tongue wink


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strugz
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Posted:kiss my ass wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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LMSP
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Posted:Written by: Mynci


now behave like tarts or bugger off tongue wink


You are the expert so please teach me how to be tarty so i don't get booted out biggrin


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screech


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Posted:boots are a good start thigh high and leather

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
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Posted:Written by: strugz

kiss my ass wink


ubblol strugz yer a natural cool


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LMSP
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Posted:I got funky, kick ass boots. not knee high or leather but they are black and hide a nasty bruise I have. *put's boots on and stomps back to seat* oooooooh, look at how shiny they are

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Mynci
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Posted:I have *stares into space remembering erotic boot image* tongue

you my dear could tech me a thing or 2 I imagine. I've only been a tart for about a week. *runs and hides behind net curtains* ohhh lacey.... wink


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LMSP
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Posted:u are very strange. u wanna try my boots on or just want me to stomp around for a bit?

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Mynci
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Posted:ubblol please my dear stomp away. *sits back and watches*

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screech


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Posted:*joins mynci*


devil angel


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

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Posted:YAY! I'M A TART, I'M A TART *does victory dance*

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Mynci
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Posted:*Hands marie official tart badge* I now pronounce you "TART" in the eyes of all here. wink and now.....hey baby! kiss ubblol

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