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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:i want to be chained!!

think its about time i joined in on this tartyness.

bring on the filth! *chik chik*


You'll find me on the dance floor

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:yay i can chain you whilst i'm blindfolded wink

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:marvellous, we just need the whip master now!!

any takers?


You'll find me on the dance floor

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:ubblol that means I get the whip biggrin *whhhhhhooosh crack* squeal like a hog!!!

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:*squeals like a hog*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:hey how you doin?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:that was very joey biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:I just missed the chainwhip? I'm so dissapointed.

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:that gash on my buttocks, oooohh, so painful.

my wrists are sore from the cold metal chains that bound me.

*wow, this is tarty*


You'll find me on the dance floor

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:*kisses arty farty better*

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:*feels the love*

Ahhhh, all better now from the fizzy kisses of the Madam

Prepared to get tarty all over again.


You'll find me on the dance floor

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:yayy! for fuzzy feelings and tartyness biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:i'll second that!!



now for that punishment for posting in the wrong place in the 'have you ever' thread!!



*rubs hands together and laughs mechanically*


You'll find me on the dance floor

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:looks like youve had a lucky escape madam, as my lift has arrived.

next time wink xxxx


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:I somewhat dislike this thread.....

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:why might that be?

(having not read back recently and being too lazy to now)


back

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:*wanders back into the thread covered in mud from camping.....*



Why hello all you tasty young things.... biggrin How the devil are you all?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:i'm great wink

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Skittish


Skittish

member
Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset

Total posts: 64
Posted:I wish my nan could see this thread, she'd have a fit... lol

So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Well that isn't a thought to raise romance!

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

enthusiast
Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:Well hello again..... now who is up for a lil fun?? wink

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

enthusiast
Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:no one wants to play :'(

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:me me i'll play wink Grrrrr

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

enthusiast
Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:grrr *big smile* what would you like to play???

kiss


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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Spontaneously Combustable


Spontaneously Combustable

The cuter FRD
Location: London, Brixton

Total posts: 214
Posted:I wake from the dead to say..... This thread sucks!




EDITED_BY: Spontaneously Combustable (1124647034)



----There are no opportunities, only problems----

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Yay!



Hugos back!



And he makes an extremley good point too biggrin

EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1124647111)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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LiL Turkey!


LiL Turkey!

enthusiast
Location: Stoke

Total posts: 209
Posted:your both boring ubbloco

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! wink

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Spontaneously Combustable


Spontaneously Combustable

The cuter FRD
Location: London, Brixton

Total posts: 214
Posted:Im not boring, Its just I know a blunder when I see one.......


----There are no opportunities, only problems----

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Uhhuh,



so's this thread..



*rates it as 1 - should be deleted*

EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1124731413)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Spontaneously Combustable


Spontaneously Combustable

The cuter FRD
Location: London, Brixton

Total posts: 214
Posted:Already did that yesterday as soon as I read the title mwahahaha


----There are no opportunities, only problems----

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