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LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
this thread is based on the idea of 'The Dice Man' by Luke Reinhart.

Give yourself six options as to what you will post. Number them one to six, roll a dice and post accordingly.

As an example, this was only posted because I tossed a coin to decide to post it.

Enjoy the randomness...

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
i like cows, not in a perverted way

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
cows are fine...........have you ever been cow tipping whilst very very drunk just for fun?

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
maybe, that is between me and the cow pies

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
cow pies!!!!


did you see desperate Dan lurking about?

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
yeah, does he have a monkey?

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
no that sounds like that really odd american guy................hmmm........now whats his name......confused........ he was in court for kiddie fiddling..........................nope it's gone

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
unfortunatley, you would have to be more specific as to which kiddie fiddler

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i think he was in the news a while back for doing something in a paris hotel.......he did something at the window and all the photographers caught him

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
oohh, that kiddie fiddler. Micheal Jackson. what a perv. i don't think he has a monkey though

well, i guess he might.

i want a monkey, one that doesn't throw its own feces though, eww

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
hell yeah he had a monkey...........bubbles. like the song go's " i'm forever blowing bubbles" hehe ubblol

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
i think he had a giraffe too.

do you want some pancakes?

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
YAY pancakes bounce thank the higher power of your choice for foxindocs biggrin

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
mmmm. are you a syrup or molasses or honey kinda guy?

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
honey, i worked in a sugar factory for a year and know what go's into molasses, maple syrup is nice though but a hot pancake with lots of nuttela mmmmmmm ubblove

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
so, are you choosing honey or just trying to be fresh?!

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
me....being fresh....NEVERubblol



i like honey or nuttela but molassas it grim

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
yeeaaaa.....
well, honey, i prefer honey too, honey

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i'm sweet enough wink tongue

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
says you

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
and a few other nice people biggrin

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
well, you have been nice to me, so i will give you the benefit of the doubt

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
clap woooooooooooooooooooooo (dose a little jig)

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
i had to reread that, i thought you said pig not jig

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i thought that was more your style nana ubblol

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
oh, i see how it's gonna be

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
so it's ok for you to pick on me about being an inbreed and not turn it around hug

Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
inbreeding is fun for all the family tongue

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
thats right! biggrin

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I think I walked in at the wrong time...
but somehow, its so right.... umm

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*wonders if I should be worried but then remembers her conversation about incest on a tram with Pink and the looks we got*

oh dear, I think I'm getting some of those looks now!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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