Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:I dont want to go home, if I do I just have to clean up everyone elses mess at the barracks.

I have no desire to do that, so can I get some entertainment porfavor


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kat
Kat

Pooh-Bah
Location: London
Member Since: 13th Dec 2000
Total posts: 2211
Posted:My friend just sent me this - think its quite funny. Hope it keeps you amused briefly

iraq-explained


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Ya tata ya tata ya tata

-enters Stix stage left wearing a pink tutu on a uincycle-

Morning Ray -wobble- how ya doing today? -wobble- Did you know that today in 1898 corn flakes were introduced by William Kellog? -teeter,- Waits for gasp of amazement after sharing such profound knowledge..

Poetry corner.. -cycles badly over to Poetry corner-
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

-out come the juggle balls.. a quick flourish and it's all over - Stix fall in crumpled heap in the floor - gets up quickly just in time for the finally - raptidliteedeeeee (drum roll)

TAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The crowd goes wild -raahhh!- Looks around sheepishly for Ray reation

[ 16 October 2002, 22:24: Message edited by: Stix ]


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Kat
Kat

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Location: London
Member Since: 13th Dec 2000
Total posts: 2211
Posted:

Round of applause for the Lady, lads & lassies.


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
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Total posts: 2905
Posted:*laughs*

Thanks hehe

thought Kat your pic dont show up


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kat
Kat

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Location: London
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Posted:Oh Sorry Raymund I can see it on mine. I don't know what happened.

What about this one?

drunk%20pumpkin


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Posted:nope sorry

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kat
Kat

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Location: London
Member Since: 13th Dec 2000
Total posts: 2211
Posted:Well I just don't know!!

Hopefully my ineptitude at posting images amused you anyway

So a joke for you instead

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says





"Because you're minging"


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:awwwwwww! that's so mean! I laughed for ages!

I can't see your pics either Kat


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Posted:Sorry, I didnt get it, whats minging?

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kat
Kat

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Location: London
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Posted:Shhh Ros, you were meant to make Raymund think there was a conspiracy against him and that he was the only one who could not see my pics!

One last try

Oil be darned!


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Minging-- vb. uk slang - not very nice way for saying 'your not very pretty' err.. you are a minger! She was full of mingness.. she mings.. he mings.. he was a minger but he had plastic surgery.. etc



I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Posted:lol. vb. to ming! ROFL!

minging is like 'foul' or 'ugly' etc........
but kinda more slang


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Total posts: 3638
Posted:wahooooo, KAT - I saw that one.

tis very clever indeedy!


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You could go to www.visualparadox.com and download some cool wallpaper...

Or I could dance around in my Marilyn Monroe outfit for you...

<ducks and runs>


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kat
Kat

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Location: London
Member Since: 13th Dec 2000
Total posts: 2211
Posted:Bumped the slang thread back up for us all to share our International words of wisdom with one another!

Don't you love the Bush oil gif! Very clever!


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Posted:However much I disagree with that pic will not stop the fact that I find it absolutly funny as hell!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kat
Kat

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Location: London
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Total posts: 2211
Posted:Good on ya Raymondo

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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