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Location: Stoke
Ha!
Knew that would get your attention!!! – “WHaaaaaaaaaaT” No free sex I hear you say???? well as you’re here you might as well stay and listen to me waffle on….. No No No come back please I’m new take pitty on me…..
Ah ya see no one can resist those tears (gotta love these smilies)
I’m new to Poi. A very sexy friend of mine introduced me about a month ago and he never stops talking about you guys and all the help ya give when he’s learning new moves so I thought I’d sign up.
EDITED_BY: LiL Turkey! (1124117849)
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! 
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Sexy friend you say? Ooh ooh introduce me!!!!
Welcome to HoP LiL Turkey
Just for fun here are a few gremlins I know you will like :
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
209 posts
Location: Stoke
Me thinks you already know him!!! :op
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*boycotts this thread on account of false advertising*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hi there
welcome 
Rainbow Brite
169 posts
Location: Newtown, Sydney, Australia
tihihhihihihi
heya how u doing
but isnt the majority of sex free?
i mean i have never paid for it
Yet still i clicked on the free sex thread
(wanders off shakin her head)
oh rainbows n hugs for u
Lifes too short, dance nakked & wiggle ur arse!!
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello, welcome to HoP!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Hi *waves*
can you tell us about yourself a bit?
What you like, what you don't like, what colour socks you prefer, do you go to school, what year, all that sort of stuff
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
addict
584 posts
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Hello, welcome to the wonderful world of HOP.
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
damn foiled again
well as im here
how are you?who is the sexy friend so that we can spam them into oblivion for bringing someone who lies to us here
(jk) hee hee and welcome*bounces
back
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
welcome hello
have fun and i want some free sex please
*bounces away just like linedo*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
please please please tell me who the sexy friend is!?
does he give out free sex aswell?
ooh,and
by the way!!!Have some free welcome love!
and one of these just cos its naughty and makes me giggle like a school girl!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Wallo and welcome to HoP, yes tell us more about yourself we demand more!!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
209 posts
Location: Stoke
WoW WoW WoW
Thank you all for making me feel so welcome…. Sorry about the title had to attract attention somehow – Doc Lightning this sorry is mainly for you hope ya forgive me…
Ok…. A little about me…. I’m 21 I work in customer services as a team leader… which means I have a group of joeys to look after. I’ve been learning Poi for a month now I can just about do the frontward and backwards weave, butterfly, thread the needle, low turn, high turn, tuck turn, alternate butterfly and one hand butterfly.
I’m currently trying to improve what I know practicing hard as I’m not very neat. Headswim is my Very Sexy friend who is teaching me (he is an excellent teacher) also picking up a few tips from his friend Lee who is very good.
My hobbies, well I love learning new things with Poi, I have a home made pair of multi coloured sockies with a tennis ball in. Will be purchasing my own pair of chains soon I’m looking forward to that.
I love to read my fav author is James Patterson. I have recently been introduced to camping. We went up to the 9 ladies for the summer solstice. That was fantastic. I got to see lots of fire poi and fire staff that sparked my interest.
Anything else ya wanna know just ask
Thanks all.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*pokes his head in again to see if there is, in fact, free sex being handed out here.*
Nope?
Damn.
Is this like the Monty Python Cheese Shop?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
I'M THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks around*
hmmmmmm, i think ive been had.....
well anywhos, welcome to the fun!!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I keep coming back to this one and keep getting disappointed
is no one offering free sex An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Welcome to Hop
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
will someone please put some free sex here or change the title so as not to dissapoint unsuspecting hopper
oh yes and welcome
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Nice title.
to the HoP. You realise that we're all gonna come up to Stoke and expect a damn good servicing? Of our toys that is...
Are you gonna come [Old link]
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
Written by: PyroWill
Iis no one offering free sex
I will!! But not to your good self Will, wrong gender, sorry!!
Hello and welcome
Loads of love
Taking it easy
Trippie
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
heh well instead of making a new board to introduce myself il steal this one
oh and hi lil turkey aswell
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ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
209 posts
Location: Stoke
Hopefully I will be able to make it to 'Play' will be good to meet you guys and pick up some tips from you
Who is going to 'Play'?
1337_poier - Wlsome to HoP
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Erm...pretty much everyone...
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Hey Lil Turkey (thought i'd return the hello from my thread
)I should be goin up to Play. Woo! Hopefully abducting Pigeon Wigeon and Linden Rathen and bringing them for the ride too
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
209 posts
Location: Stoke
I'm just waiting on Headswim getting the weekend sorted then we can def come
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*offers free sex but gods you gotta be despirate
but, NO breeding - i will no inflict my offsping on thwe world
hee hee i should be at play too WOOOOT
back
209 posts
Location: Stoke
I don't think that the world of HoP could cope with a lil mini Linedo Patio! hehehe
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Hey Lil Turkey, like noodles, returning the hi from my thread, welcome to HoP, sit down, relax, cos it all goes crazy from here
Do we sleep when we die?
209 posts
Location: Stoke
Hey Hey Hey thank you
are you coming to the PLAY Festival?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
think that's my cue... :inhale:
FREE SEX!! FIVER A GO!!
one for the mancs. welcome to hop
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