TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
neighbours upstairs are fighting and its giving me a headache.

what makes it worse, they aren't arguing in english - i think its an asian dialect as they're indian - and i cant even listen in ubblol

so what's the worst thing you've eavesdropped at? ubbrollsmile

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
My mate's parent's (Sorry Chris wink ).

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh no, you wont get me to spill on that one!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
go on blu ubblol tell tell tell!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


DarthMeauxThe artist formerly known as Phae'xorl.
145 posts
Location: South-East Ohio (the foothills of the Appalacian M...


Posted:
Neighbors fighting....It was about him going to a porn store and spending bill $ on pornography....Twas funny untill they started beating the crap out of each other....

The moral?
Yelling about porn=funny
Fistfighting about porn (with a small child about especially)=not funny

"...heaven is ordering a six piece chicken nugget and getting seven...and a switchblade."


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
why bother venturing outside to shop for porn when you can sit in the comfort of your own home and surf for it? ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
To quote The Big Yin "I was in a hotel and there were two people in the room next door 'doin' it'and I had jetlag"

Not the most plesent evening ever especially since I'd just been dumped by text message hours before. ooooops

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
How about...

https://grouphug.us/

random people making confessions on the net

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: onefinalstep


To quote The Big Yin "I was in a hotel and there were two people in the room next door 'doin' it'and I had jetlag"

Not the most plesent evening ever especially since I'd just been dumped by text message hours before. ooooops




That has to be the worse way to get dumped.
mine was finding my bf having phonesex with a supposed mutual friend!!! we got back together though! (and I checked his bills for months afterwards!!!!)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I shall not tell, no no no....these lips are sealed!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
which ones? (sorry i couldn't help it)


I am the Innuendo Queen, do as I command!
I am the Innuendo Queen, do as I command!
I am the Innuendo Queen, do as I command!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


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