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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you read the name. im trying to get a list, and ill be writing them down as it goes.



with a toaster

over an open fire on a stick

etc



cheers and thanks, pete hug kiss hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Written by: pineapple pete


a fire breath from pele


spank

ubblol

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
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Josie-PosieBRONZE Member
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom


Posted:
put on the end of your lance while fighting a dragon (see british ye oldy folke storee of st george and the dragon - who was infact not british but spanish or something - st george, not dragon - he was of unknown origin)

Sorry about the waffle - it's early!

TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
with a hairdryer on a hot enough setting
In the tumble dryer (hey its a good way to make breadcrumbs!)
With a car cigarette lighter thing (singe it over n over n over)
with a candle and some hairspray so you get a flame thrower
Get Me excited and place it on my bare skin (anywhere you wishubblol)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


Strap it to Noddy, because he's hot. ubbangel
And aren't we forgetting...frying pan with butter?




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doctor_fandangoGOLD Member
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761 posts
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Posted:
put the bread in the paper tray of a photocopier, then press send.

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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
thats 69 ways. you guys rock

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
put a loaf in your pocket so when you die and are cremated you have a tastey snack in heaven/hell

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
strap it to your feet and walk across hot coals

MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i'd just thought of that dammit...(spooky)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hold it next to your mobile phone and call repeatedly it so the radiation cooks it.



Hold it next to the tv and watch trisha or springer, while the radiation cooks it.



Leave it in on the dashboard on a hot day.



When you die, take it to hell with you.



Put a stick in it and twirl it in your palms boy scout style.



Hold a match to it.



Take it to chernobyl for a romantic weekend for two.
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rita queen of cheesemember
84 posts
Location: warwickshire


Posted:
you could try spinning a peice of bread on the end of fire poi
biggrin

mmmm..... me 250 characters, bubbly, loud n i luv cheese, not quite 250 characters but hey who cares


QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Get superman to stare at it.

Stick it in a kettle without any water. (Also good for blowing fuses)

Raise your glasses.

nucleonnewbie
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands


Posted:
make an handgrenade sandwitch and pull the plug

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ask UCoF to use his acrylic contat ball to focus the suns rays into a point of intense heat and slowly toast patterns.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
sowwie mr mynci, using a contact ball was no. 44.

up to 83

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


racingkitty69BRONZE Member
Member
35 posts
Location: Texas, USA


Posted:
Put it on a stick in front of the exhaust port for an M1A1 tank (good if you're in Iraq like me..... ubbloco)

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Josie-PosieBRONZE Member
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strap the bread to the tyres of an F1 car at the start of the race.
Wire it into an electric circuit and electrocute it
stick it to the shuttle just before lunch
rambo style flame thrower
put it behind the exust pipe of one of those "cool cars" which shoots flame out
wait for it to go stale

QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Is it toast if you marinade it and let it go really dry?

QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Attach it to a lathe and use friction to burn it.

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
put it in a kiln
a bunsen burner

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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
only 8 more to go, you guys rock ubblove hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
put it on a stick in front of a huge speaker system,let all the sound waves heat it up...must be a hot band thou!( i heard you could boil an egg like that)



Attach said break to a messenger dove and send it over a desert a few times.



or a hydrothermic vent deep in the ocean...they get really really hot.
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MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
sitck it to an sr-71 and fly it at top speed
put it on top of a car stereo amplifier
put it between the hotplate and the pot when you're cooking

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Josie-PosieBRONZE Member
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom


Posted:
put it on the electric rail in a tube tunnel
put it on my bosses bald head and then make him angry so he goes all red!!! tee hee hee

is that it are we there?

the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
car exausts

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
thanks but sorry 1337_poier but thats 102.

1 with a toaster
2 over an open fire
3 under a grill
4 on a camping stove
5 on a bbq
6 on a trangia
7 poking it with insence
8 steamed
9 an iron
10 hair straightener
11 curling iron
12 magnifying glass
13 in the oven
14 in the microwave
15 holding it onto an electric fence
16 suspending many high wattage light bulbs above and below it
17 atop of the engine block of a car
18 wrapped around the exhaust of a car
19 dousing in alcohol and setting alight
20 sticking infront of a reverse cycle heater
21 holding it over poi / staff
22 magicing away the raw toast, replacing it with cooked toast
23 attach to the barrel of a large gun
24 strap it to your body and prey you spontaneously combust
25 strapping it to your buttocks and sitting on an electric heater
26 with a blowtorch
27 in a bushfire
28 on the road on a really hot day
29 catapault it to the sun, but just right so gravity slings it back
30 fry it
31 wildly sling it across a field into a raging inferno of fire spinners
32 start a bushfire and sporadically sew slices of bread into it
33 take out the fan of your computer and replace it with bread
34 leave it in a sauna
35 go fishing for lava monkeys in a volcano using bread as bate
36 chuck it into the middle of a raging argument
37 leave it ontop of your computer monitor
38 with a soldering iron
39 strap it to the turbines in a power station
40 put it on Josie-Posie's desk, her air-con stopped working
41 as a sandwich with cheese, tomato and ham in a toaster on its side
42 fly helicopter over a volcano, bread dangling beneath
43 replace the tiles on the space shuttle with bread
44 with a clear contact juggling ball
45 strap it to noddy, cos hes hot - doc
46 strap it to your buttocks, then pass gas through it, holding a lighter on the other side
47 use the knife-thingy from hitchikers guide
48 expose it to the mid-july mid-day air in new york city (briefly, you dont want to burn it)
49 hold it over one of those candle banks at a church
50 lay the bread between the fold of an electric blanket turned on high
51 hold it up to the air vent (back side) of an air conditioner
52 lay it on the beack in the sun
53 put it in a waffle iron
54 in a george forman table top grill
55 on the hibachi at the local japanese restaurant
56 with a lighter
57 slice bread with a light sabre
58 with a lazer
59 lay it on a hot rock
60 on a hot sidewalk / driveway
61 under a stage spotlight
62 a breath of fire from pele
63 put on the end of your lance while fighting a dragon
64 with a hair dryer on a hot enough setting
65 in the tumble dryer
66 with an in car cigarette lighter
67 with a candle and hairspray
68 get me (tinklepants) excited and place it on my bare skin (anywhere you wish)
69 put the bread in the paper tray of a photo copier and press send
70 put it in your pocket before you die, thus, it gets cremated
71 strap it to your feet and walk across hot coals
72 hold it next to your mobile phone and call it repeatedly so the radiation cooks it
73 hold it next to the tv and watch trisha or springer, while the radiation cooks it
74 leave it on the dashboard on a hot day
75 when you die, take it to hell with you
76 put a stick in it and twirl it in your palms boy scout style
77 hold a match to it
78 take it to chernobyl for a romantic weekend for two
79 spinning the piece of bread on the end of some poi
80 get superman to stare at it
81 stick it in a kettle without any water
82 raise your glasses
83 make a handgrenade sandwich and pull the pin out
84 Strap the bread to the tyres of an F1 car at the start of the race
85 Put it on a stick in front of the exhaust port for an M1A1 tank
86 Wire it into an electric circuit and electrocute it
87 rambo style flame thrower
88 put it behind the exust pipe of one of those "cool cars" which shoots flame out
89 wait for it to go stale
90 marinade it and let it go really dry
91 attach it to a lathe and use friction to burn it
92 put it in a kiln
93 a bunsen burner
94 stick it to an sr-71 and fly it at top speed
95 put it on the top of a car stereo amp
96 put it between the hot plate and the pot while you're cooking
97 put it on a stick in front of a huge speaker system,let all the sound waves heat it up...must be a hot band

thou!( i heard you could boil an egg like that)
98 Attach said break to a messenger dove and send it over a desert a few times.
99 a hydrothermic vent deep in the ocean...they get really really hot.
100 put it on the electric rail in a tube tunnel
101 put it on my bosses bald head and then make him angry so he goes all red


thanks so much you guys, that rocks.

hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss
kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug
hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss
kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss :

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


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