ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
right....
i've just chopped a fresh pineapple for work and some bugger has put some pineapple in the middle. i wanted rings.....
which one of you was it????

they do grow hollow in the middle, don't they? and if not....who eats the bit from the middle before they go in the tin?

B x

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*hides at the talk of eating pineapples*

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
i used a really big knife...and pretty much hacked it as well..i wasnt gentle.havent eaten any yet...im saving that pleasure for later.....
EDITED_BY: bchickpea (1122369904)

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
wasnt me.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
*guilty look then slinks away*

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
ooh... I LOVE the inside bits! I'll eat them if you want...

*sighs* should just do what I love doing... chop the pineapple in half and scoop out the flesh with a spoon... 'tis awesome... been to long since I did that... and I think Gita gave me weird looks, lol

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
pineapple *shudder*

back


Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have no idea whats going on. i think its better for me this way.

You'll find me on the dance floor


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
the bits in the middle are used for pineapple chunks i'm sure.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
They probably squeeze them for juice and feed them to livestock.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hmm, the middle bit of a pineapple.

that would mean...

my BRAIN!!!!


*runs away covering ears*

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Josie-PosieBRONZE Member
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!

HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Um sorry Becs I own up, twas me. I couldn't resist the look of ya face when the middle bit was all filled in biggrin What did ya think of my hady work?

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Summer pineapples are the best. It's like eating liqiuid gold...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
is that another of your connotations mr lightning?



(if it's not, you may want to run a search for liquid gold in google.co.uk wink)

DarthMeauxThe artist formerly known as Phae'xorl.
145 posts
Location: South-East Ohio (the foothills of the Appalacian M...


Posted:
Written by: Josie-Posie


Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!



Scary and yet somehow, exciting....mmm pineapple....

"...heaven is ordering a six piece chicken nugget and getting seven...and a switchblade."


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
if you eat too much it starts disolving your gums
not nice trust me

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
pineapple...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm *drools*

divine... *runs off to get some*

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pineapple is so nice, fresh pinaple that is. The tinned [censored] is so disgusting and ....proscesed. Not to mention it just tastes like tin yuk. Eat pinaples fresh or dont eat them at all.

Must eat fruit now.....

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
i made a shocking discovery.....
at work today they told me that theres a pineapple corer like an apple corer.
some evil person/machine goes round DELIBERATELY ruining pineapples to put them in tins like rejects.
go - pineapple salvation starts now......buy them whole!!!
....
Then chop em up!
B x

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i like coring apples. it's fun. it must be a big one to do a pineapple. but strawberry's are better. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!



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