Chickpea
Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 305
Posted:right....
i've just chopped a fresh pineapple for work and some bugger has put some pineapple in the middle. i wanted rings.....
which one of you was it????

they do grow hollow in the middle, don't they? and if not....who eats the bit from the middle before they go in the tin?

B x


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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:*hides at the talk of eating pineapples*

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Chickpea
Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 305
Posted:i used a really big knife...and pretty much hacked it as well..i wasnt gentle.havent eaten any yet...im saving that pleasure for later.....
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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:wasnt me.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Medusa
Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:*guilty look then slinks away*

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:ooh... I LOVE the inside bits! I'll eat them if you want...

*sighs* should just do what I love doing... chop the pineapple in half and scoop out the flesh with a spoon... 'tis awesome... been to long since I did that... and I think Gita gave me weird looks, lol


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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:pineapple *shudder*

back

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Arty Farty
Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy
Member Since: 5th Jul 2005
Total posts: 551
Posted:i have no idea whats going on. i think its better for me this way.

You'll find me on the dance floor

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:the bits in the middle are used for pineapple chunks i'm sure.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:They probably squeeze them for juice and feed them to livestock.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:hmm, the middle bit of a pineapple.

that would mean...

my BRAIN!!!!


*runs away covering ears*


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Josie-Posie
Josie-Posie

member
Location: Clapham, London
Member Since: 14th Mar 2005
Total posts: 82
Posted:Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!

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HeadSwim
HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!
Member Since: 26th Jul 2003
Total posts: 580
Posted:Um sorry Becs I own up, twas me. I couldn't resist the look of ya face when the middle bit was all filled in biggrin What did ya think of my hady work?

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Summer pineapples are the best. It's like eating liqiuid gold...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:is that another of your connotations mr lightning?



(if it's not, you may want to run a search for liquid gold in google.co.uk wink)


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DarthMeaux
The artist formerly known as Phae'xorl.
Location: South-East Ohio (the foothills...
Member Since: 28th Jun 2005
Total posts: 145
Posted:Written by: Josie-Posie

Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!


Scary and yet somehow, exciting....mmm pineapple....


"...heaven is ordering a six piece chicken nugget and getting seven...and a switchblade."

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frostypaw
Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Member Since: 28th Jul 2003
Total posts: 643
Posted:Written by: Josie-Posie

Did you know pinapple has a flesh eating enzyme in it and if you work as a pinapple harvester and don't wear goves the skin and flesh all falls off your hands! - see pinapples are evil...but very tasty so they deserve to be eaten!


They are officially a carnivorous plantie smile

They eat things that fall into the crown of leaves and rot down in the rainwater that collects there. Luverly, and well worth reminding veggies about hehehehe


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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:if you eat too much it starts disolving your gums
not nice trust me


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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Sporky
Sporky

addict
Location: Glasgow
Member Since: 25th Jul 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:pineapple...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm *drools*

divine... *runs off to get some*


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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Pineapple is so nice, fresh pinaple that is. The tinned [censored] is so disgusting and ....proscesed. Not to mention it just tastes like tin yuk. Eat pinaples fresh or dont eat them at all.

Must eat fruit now.....


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Chickpea
Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 305
Posted:i made a shocking discovery.....
at work today they told me that theres a pineapple corer like an apple corer.
some evil person/machine goes round DELIBERATELY ruining pineapples to put them in tins like rejects.
go - pineapple salvation starts now......buy them whole!!!
....
Then chop em up!
B x


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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

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Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:i like coring apples. it's fun. it must be a big one to do a pineapple. but strawberry's are better. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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