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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:We all have them.

Mine is:

"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!" ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

What's yours?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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jinvincible
jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown
Member Since: 18th Nov 2004
Total posts: 125
Posted:Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Be quiet!

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Shut up!

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Shut up, will you? Shut up!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Shut up!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Bloody peasant!

Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?


Yellow and blue make green.

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Fuero
Fuero

addict
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 465
Posted:Had to think about this one:

It's bicycle repairman!!!!!!


Hmm, there's gotta be something round and shiny, I can play with

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Gosh, It's not as if this is some sort of Spanish Inquisition...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Oooooooooooo fishy fish fishy fish!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:conjegate the verb...

what tense...

now write it out 100 times and if its not done by the morning i'll chop your head off...

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Your only making it worse for yourself.

how can I make it any worse for myself...jehova...jehova...jehova


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:theres so many to choose from confused

the bruces philosophers sketch followed by the philosophers song good call mynci

the fish liscence sketch and eric the half a bee

life of brian is the best of the films
but theres lots of great characters

the black knight, the monks and the anarco cyniclist commune in the holy grail not to mention the rabbit

the roman picking faults in brians latin and biggus diccus ubblol

and the exploding fat bloke and the catholic family in the meaning of life

oh yeah and the sex ed lesson ubbtickled

but my fave song has to be:

Written by: OneFinalStep

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

and no-one's mentioned the Argument sketch of the lumberjack song...

couldn't be bothered to write it out again.

oh 1 more just for mynci

i like chinese
they only come up to your knees
but they're always friendly and they're ready to please

etc..........

you may have guessed i'm a bit of a fan


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:oh yeah and i love the michael palin song finland if you didn't already get that one from my signature

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:"Get on with it!"

ubbrollsmile


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol nice, lost83 very nice. biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:Now, I would just like to point out that this thread is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY.

Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point!

I'm warning this thread NOT to get SILLY again! Right!


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Why thank you biggrin (meant for mynci)



ubbrollsmile

EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1127312956)


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:is this the right room for an argument?

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:NO!!!!!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:yes it is

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:thats not an argument its just a contradiction

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Gosh, It's not as if this is some sort of Spanish Inquisition...



Oh, come ON...

NOBODY'S going to finish the line? NOBODY?

Let's try again folks. *ahem*

Gosh...It's not as if this is some sort of Spanish Inquisition...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Mynci

thats not an argument its just a contradiction



No it isn't.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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OddBall Ninja
OddBall Ninja

newbie
Location: A weelbin!!!
Member Since: 31st Aug 2005
Total posts: 12
Posted:NOONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Life's short, Party Naked

Le Parkour - the expression of freedom

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:THANK you...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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jessfaerie
member
Location: Bungendore...near Canberra
Member Since: 24th Sep 2005
Total posts: 37
Posted:
"thou shalt count to 3. thou shalt not count to 4, neither shalt thou count to 2. 5 is right out!"

ahahahaha! monty python and the holy grail! ahahahahahaha! need i say more?


"...life is like John Howard- too short to waste time worrying..."

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:She turned me into a newt!

...I go' better...


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:"On second thought, lets not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place"

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Written by: Mynci

thats not an argument its just a contradiction



No it isn't.



it is


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Written by: screech

Written by: Doc Lightning

Written by: Mynci

thats not an argument its just a contradiction



No it isn't.



it is



It is not!


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:one of my favourite sketches that it seems hardly anyone knows and i have only heard as a radio play


"and one ethel the frog tonight we investigate the arrest of the two brothers doug and dimsdale"

"apart from occsionaly he would think there was a giant badger in the room whom he called spiny norman."

"i hear doug nailed your head to a table?

no never he was a smashing bloke bought his mother flowers and that"

"but the police have footage of doug nailing yor head to a table"

"oh yeah he did do that"


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:" and I want a machine that goes: PING!!!!!!!!"

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Mynci

Written by: screech

Written by: Doc Lightning

Written by: Mynci

thats not an argument its just a contradiction



No it isn't.



it is



It is not!



NO NO NO!!! You're getting it all wrong!

It's "Yes it is."

"No it isn't."

"Well, look, this isn't an argument, this is just contradiction!"

*pause*

"No it isn't."


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:*wonders how many quote boxes can fit inside one another*

OI, Doc! you're supposed to be posting in your intro so i have something to do!


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I just did, silly boy!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Everyone whos posted on this thread *needs* to buy "Monty Python: The Final Ripoff"

There are some truly brilliant sketches on that one biggrin

One of my most favourite sketches is the "How to stay hidden"..

That and the Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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