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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Posted:
We all have them.

Mine is:

"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!" ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

What's yours?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
lolsign
Python rocks...And a personal favourite...the philosophers drinking song.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
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Posted:
a loverly little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
rene descartes is a drunken fart...i drink therefore i am
(sounds like falmouth) ubblol beerchug

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yoniGOLD Member
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Posted:
but can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee when half the bee is not a bee due to soma ancient injury

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol
fetch me a bucket!!!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
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Posted:
i would like to make a complaint (it had to be done now who will say what have the romans ever done for us?)

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
"He's not the messiah... He's a very naughty boy!!!!"

Cracks me up all the time.

"No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!"

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: jp sir yoni


i would like to make a complaint (it had to be done now who will say what have the romans ever done for us?)




"Mate, that parrot wouldn't 'Voom' if you put a million volts through 'im!"

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol
Doc that was voted funniest TV comedy sketch of all time in the uk last year

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SeyeSILVER Member
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1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
Written by: Mynci


ubblol
Doc that was voted funniest TV comedy sketch of all time in the uk last year



Not far behind was the ministry of funny walks.

Think I'm going to buy the Flying Circus box set tomorrow. This post has reminded me just how funny python was biggrin

fiownewbie
21 posts


Posted:
"I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'"

and so on...

Oh and hello to all, this are be my first non intro post so go easy.

fiow

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Written by: fiow


"I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'"

and so on...

Oh and hello to all, this are be my first non intro post so go easy.

fiow



No worries..
The miracle of birth part 1 - the modern day
satyr at it's best

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
Written by: jp sir yoni


what have the romans ever done for us?




All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
You must think for yourselves!

We must think for ourselves.

You are all individuals!

We are all individuals.

I'm not!

------------------------------------------

And hope ther is intelligent life somewhere out there in the Universe
cos there's buggerall down here on the Earth #chord#

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol biggrin ubblol ubblol weavesmiley ubblol ubblol

Monty Python is one one the most grinworthy teams I've come across.

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Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
"...and this is the neighbour who told us where he is *explodes* and this is his house *house explodes* and this is where he was born *hospital explodes*"
its all something like that...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia


Posted:
"she turned me into a newt...but I got better"

and

I'm spartacus
I'm spartacus
No, I'm spartacus
ubblol

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"oh no, i have trodden in missuers bucket"

"fetch the cleaning woman, and perhaps, a hose"

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
I'm amazed nobody's mentioned the smashing of the cats into walls yet. That one always gets me. ubblol

And of course, "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is your favorite color?" and "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Posted:
is that an african swallow or a european swallow?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Posted:
What? I don't know! *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaargh!*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
but of course, how could we forget, the scene from the holy grail, where the french and king arthur discuss how arthur got the coconuts.

or the rabbit

or, what are you gonna do, bleed on me

hehe, too many times have i watched that movie, but it keeps getting better.

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
"Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you!"

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


"Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you!"




Oh how nice.

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


MiGGOLD Member
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3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
then there's the oppression of the government in action. "help, help, im being repressed!"

and the cartoonist having a heart attack, thus allowing the heroes to get away.

and the subtitles to the intro credit things from holy grail (i think it was holy grail)...

i had a mse once

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
mynd yu mse bytes can hurt

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
I'm Brian and so is my wife!



Out of the wild green yonder came a conversation on just this subject at lunch at my school today, which was rather serendipitiously surprising, and plesantly so. biggrin
EDITED_BY: Seb (1122360676)

Chucks nuns
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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I woke up this morning with "Every Sperm is Sacred" on permanent replay in my head.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


yoniGOLD Member
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3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
who else other than flashpoint and flaming deity was i quoting t falmouth with

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

and no-one's mentioned the Argument sketch of the lumberjack song...

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


IgirisujinSILVER Member
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Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
My favourite is the stoneing

No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! And I want to make this absolutly clear...even if they do say Jahova!

Then they stone the priest and drop a huge rock on him lol

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


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