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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
We all have them.

Mine is:

"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!" ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

What's yours?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ooo so many to choose from.

brian: 'im not the massiah'
crowd: 'only the true massiah would deny being the massiah'
brian: 'okay, i am the massiah'
crowd: 'he is the massiah!!!'

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
We are the knights who say: Nee! Nee! Nee!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
wait:

"isnt it awfully nice to have a penis,
isnt it frightfully good to have a dong,
its swell to own a stiffy,
its devine to own a dick,
from the worlds tiniest tadger,
to the worlds biggest prick,
so three cheers for your willie or john thomas,
horrah for your one eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork your wifes best friend your percy or your c o c k,
you can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can stick it in your sock,
but dont bring it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you wont, come, back"

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hmmmm... a few years ago, I was walkng through the streets of Belfast, when suddenly "Every sperm is sacred" started playing in my head. I tried very hard not to sing it, but that made me burst into laughter, so I hummed it instead. Not sure about my favourite pythonism, but that's definitely my favourite Monty Python moment smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


LycanthropeThe original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia


Posted:
another shrubbery!!!!!!!!
some call me tim
and for gods sake change your armour

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Isn't it awefuly nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest brick!
So, three cheers for your willie or john thomas.
Hoorah! for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your whife's best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in your sock
Don't take it out in public or they'll throw you in the dock
And you won't come back!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
splitter! (sadly closely connected with current affairs)



and of course the classic "ooh, you lucky b astard..." smile



...do as jesus tells you and your life will be blessed...





cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


doctor_fandangoGOLD Member
co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
761 posts
Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...


Posted:
the speech before the throwing of the holie hand granade
"...thou shal count to 3. 1, 2 ,3. thou shalt not count to 4, and 5 is right out.. ." classic

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005


GnorBRONZE Member
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5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
" big gnashy teeth" with finger motion

shrubbery and knights who say "ni"

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


yoniGOLD Member
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3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
not sure about a fave but this sketch is awfullly good

one day son all this will be yours
what the curtains?
..................

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


IfritBRONZE Member
The GF of HoP
492 posts
Location: Somerset, England


Posted:
Let us praise God. O Lord,...

...ooh, You are so big,...

...so absolutely huge.

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...

And barefaced flattery.

But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Fantastic.

Amen.

Reminds me of Primary school, " Worship God or you can sit in the corner for the rest of the day!"

Plus any remember that sketch from flying circus which involved wife swapping and horse racing style commentary?

fire leads to creation


yoniGOLD Member
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3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol
i am the master of python quotes tim just ask pyro monkey

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
"How can a woman expect to understand a professor of logic when the simplest cloth-eared syllogism causes her to flounder?"

"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you." "Righto, sir." BANG! flop. "What a senseless waste of human life!"

"Notice that they do not so much fly--as plummet." BAAAAA! Thud.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
my favourite is probably the remake of the sketch "how not to be seen" but done through a halo view smile

if you pm me nicely with an email adress i'll email it to you tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


.Morph.SILVER Member
addict
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK


Posted:
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

Pure genius smile

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Life of brian....
stop saying it, your only making it worse for yourself

how can I make it any worse...jehova..jehova...jehova

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


LyraSILVER Member
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA


Posted:
i couldnt pic a favorite, bu the first one that came to mind was "ya ya in Bavaria, where trees are made of wood"

if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
we are the knights that formally say NIII!!

what do you say now?

TUCITUCIGRINNNNNNN

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Birgit


Hmmmm... a few years ago, I was walkng through the streets of Belfast, when suddenly "Every sperm is sacred" started playing in my head. I tried very hard not to sing it, but that made me burst into laughter, so I hummed it instead. Not sure about my favourite pythonism, but that's definitely my favourite Monty Python moment smile




I don't think that's Monty Python... I think It's Cleese and a few others, but not Monty Python proper. Am I wrong?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
well it was in the meaning of life so i think it counts

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I retract my previous post...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
First song on "the meaning of life" in "the miracle of birth part 2 the dark ages.....Norfolk" ubblol when the dad has to sell his kids coz the mine has been closed down.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
mwahahaha
i am python master

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Bring it on yoni.
"the people called the romans they go to the house"
...
"what tense?"

"dative..dative"

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
u stand no chance. i watched that film 11 times in 2 days once

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
*bows down to the mighty yoni*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh yes noddy it is actually we are now the nights who say eckyeckyeckypetanglupoi

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SeyeSILVER Member
Geek
1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
I have the 'nudge nudge, wink wink' sketch and 'nobody is to stone anyone until I say so - even if someone does say Jehova!' on my phone as video clips.

You can usually download python sketches through the classic comedy section on 3 services. Great when you are bored! biggrin

You can now buy the box sets of flying circus & the python films from virgin megastores in the UK - Each priced 19.99. Bargain!

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
eckyeckyeckypetangluZIpoi

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
it is merely a pronunciation

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


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