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lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:"Listen, I'm not very good at this. But the good news is that I'm too drunk to have sex with you anyway. So I guess what I'm hoping for here is an hour or so of good conversation, followed by you and I going back to my apartment to slow dance to Bad English's 'When I See You Smile' before falling asleep. Then we'll wake up, go to the diner by my place, and have some eggs. Then sometime next week we'll get together again, I'll get you nice and drunk, and I will basically attack you with my sexual organs."

-jason mulgrew

www.jasonmulgrew.com ubblol

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I got a "you must be a parking ticket, cause you've got FINE written all over you" a while ago. It didn't work, so better not try on anyone wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:"My name's Martin, that's all you need to know." worked once. I've never been brave enough to try it again since though! ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:best one i've found that works

if you approach your target and simply say.....................

"look i'm a bit shy and don't normally do this but you see that bunch of people behind me? ( can be ANY group of people) they've bet me i cant get the number of the cutest woman in here, please help me prove them wrong" ubbangel



Member Since: 26th May 2005
Total posts: 449
Posted:"I'd like to verb you, because a verb is a doing word"


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:"mmmmmmmmm you smell nice...................been down the gym?" ubblol hahahaha


hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I once used 'Fancy a Chinese...?' spank

Now when I said 'Once' I meant it was the first and only time I've used that or any other chat-up lince since.. redface

Oh how young and naive I was! shrug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533


"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:"Hey. Um... I'm really bad at this sort of thing. The only pickup line I have is one my friend told me..."

"Lets hear it"

"Erm... I'm Oscar Schindler and I'm putting you on my list"

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

and for a guy to a girl: "I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the straw"


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Location: Adelaide, SA
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1846
Posted:in reply to "excuse me, have you got the time?"

"sure, have you got the energy?"

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:The worst one I ever got wasn't so honest, more just really gross.

Guy: "You've got spanner eyes"
Me: "huh?"
Guy: "Everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!"

That guy did not pick up that night with me needless to say :P


old hand
Location: India/Bristol
Member Since: 4th Apr 2001
Total posts: 904
Posted:This one worked for me this Summer, with someone who for some reason was more than slightly agressive towards me.
'So when are we gonna stop arguing and have some angry Sex...just get it out of the way!!'...and it was!!

Feel the Flame


Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Hmm, this is somewhat fitting.



1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:Most honest pick up line I heard on Friday night:

"I want your number".


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:not so much a pick up line but..

'i feel a thing.. maybe you feel a thing? Lets have mexican!'

'lets have coffee.. it's not a date.. it just a caffinated beverage'

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:The best one has to be - HOW YOU DOIN by Joey Tribiani. peace

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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