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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:"Listen, I'm not very good at this. But the good news is that I'm too drunk to have sex with you anyway. So I guess what I'm hoping for here is an hour or so of good conversation, followed by you and I going back to my apartment to slow dance to Bad English's 'When I See You Smile' before falling asleep. Then we'll wake up, go to the diner by my place, and have some eggs. Then sometime next week we'll get together again, I'll get you nice and drunk, and I will basically attack you with my sexual organs."

-jason mulgrew



www.jasonmulgrew.com ubblol


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Lyra
SILVER Member since Feb 2004

spiny norman
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA

Total posts: 314
Posted:I heard a better one--

"What does a 300 pound polar bear do?Breaks the ice, hi I'm {insert name here}"

lyra


if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes

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Laday
BRONZE Member since Jun 2005

Laday

member
Location: In UK for now, but born an liv...

Total posts: 75
Posted:He he! I've had... ur eyes really match wat ur wearing. ...... I was wearing white trousers and a pink top,,,,and my eyes are green!! How? Ha ha1

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:lol...a very drunken friend came out with the best one...

'can i have your number so i can phone you and apologise in the morning?'


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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 784
Posted:"hi, can i talk to you? i'm from darwin and dont know anyone"

worked pretty well biggrin


Do we sleep when we die?

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I don't use pick up lines, I just bat my eyes and get flooded with offers. Then my boyfriend turns up and they all disappear. He's always ruining my fun!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:"have you got a boyfriend" worked surprisingly well
as did
"sex or pizza?"


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:Post deleted by pineapple pete

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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tainted


tainted

addict
Location: London

Total posts: 422
Posted:Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

So... How am I doin'?

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'm easy. Are you?

I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you


There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...

Total posts: 761
Posted:"bond, james bond"

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Written by: doctor_fandango

"bond, james bond"



you just saying that or did you actually use the line? ubblol still funny whichever!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...

Total posts: 761
Posted:i have never used a line. but i realy appreciate the good ones

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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My hairs on fire


My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus

Total posts: 515
Posted:''My name is borat like barry they call me schteeeve, would like to make e de boom boom with me soon?''

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

veteran
Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:"humm its raining do you want to shair my umbrela"

before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:a mate of mine n lauz's was trying to chat this guy up from Derby. her chat up line was:

"Do you shag sheep?"

ubblol


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:Why on Earth would anyone (perp or vic) want HONESTY in a pick-up line? If a pick-up line will work on you at all, it gets points for creativity, not truth.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...

Total posts: 761
Posted:Thats true, but bare in mind that most pick up lines are so cheesy and usualy the same drivel. that being honest is actually creative too...

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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My hairs on fire


My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus

Total posts: 515
Posted:...''hey there, fancy a drink?''

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Gelfling
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kin...

Total posts: 665
Posted:I'm a necrophiliac - how are you at playing dead?

I once got so drunk and actually said to a girl "so then you want to have sex with me" The funny thing is we ended up having a three year relationship that started that night.


>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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courts1979
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

courts1979

Rainbow Brite
Location: Newtown, Sydney, Australia

Total posts: 169
Posted:"look hunny .......i cant just sit here and look at u wiggle ur arse, when u coming home with me?"

" Look mate ........i'm here till the music stops...... oh yeh nice to meet u"

CX


Lifes too short, dance nakked & wiggle ur arse!!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:"Yes your ex just went off to shag mine, Shall we..."

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:what do you like best - Daddy or Chips?

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Deviant_thinking


Deviant_thinking

member
Location: Edenderry, Co. Offaly

Total posts: 36
Posted:This is originally from a book called

"the orange mocha chip frapachino years" :

NB (requires the lovely lady to ask for a light for her cigarette)

*insert whatever way she asks for a light*
eg

"got a light?"


*put your penis in her hand then say...*
"I don't have a match but how does this strike you?"

now one of my bro's, a friend and I have tried this. I'll let you know if anyone is ever successful with this bad-boy or wether it's destined for the junk-heap. there's been no luck as of yet (can't get my head around why ubblol )
(off topic, I am completely noob to this site, but I do happen to know a few ppl who have been posting here for a while, so please be nice, or I'll get Faberg to kick your ass. and in case your wondering, yes she shall kill me for mentioning her name in a post with a chat up line as dodgy as this !)


Give a man a fire and he's warm for the night,
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:Konsti that is genius biggrin ubblol - thanks dude biggrin

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:'Excuse me, see I have this friend who needs to take photos of people kissing for her art piece......'

Oh come on, it had to be said, roarfire thats the most genius thing ever!


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Total posts: 3556
Posted:my ex used this one not on me-he was smarter than that

"you dropped your smile"
they look down, and then get it and smile
"oh there it is"

supposedly this works well, i told him he'd be flipped off as i walked away


Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:how you doing

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:"first one to the bushes gets to be on top!"

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:best pick up line used on me was "i'm not hitting on you...but what if i was?"

However I suppose i can forgive him; he was romanian and therefore english was his second language


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:"I spin fire. Topless." ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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jaero
SILVER Member since Jun 2004

jaero

your new best enemy
Location: over the river, through the wo...

Total posts: 246
Posted:"so... have you heard any good pick-up lines lately?"
works every time...
also, this one worked once.
"I'm bored, you want to get drunk and f*ck?"
later that night, I assumed she was a slut.


I'll get there too late if I shorten my stride, I'll get there too soon if I find me a ride, I'll never move forward if I try to hide this path that I've troden one step at a time.

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