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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I warned you (ties you up, gags you and locks you under the stairs with the rest of them.)

Muhahahaha!

devil

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sporky 663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
Anyone ever done Flash And Burn?

Might be suitable for Poiers

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


SniperBRONZE Member
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
oh dear. i seem to have accidentallallally fallen into a hole.

JonnyRokBRONZE Member
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
*wakes up with amnesia and cant remember a thing before bumping head*
Arrg! where am I? And who are all these people with muscle balm on them?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


QuadDamage 130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
This trap sucks.

First off, those ropes were really easy to escape from with my trusty knife.
Second, I could easily climb out of that pit you want to put me in (one of many positive aspects of le Parkour).
Third, the infected are coming. I was actually running away from them on my way here. If you don't want to be eaten alive, I'd advise you to run as well.


Unless of course, you wish to make a stand?

MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
*is entranced by your avatar*

infected?

*stands up*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


linden rathenGOLD Member
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*mutters and jst enjoys swinging

back


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
oh isnt this pretty
darn it i'm in the trap
oohhhh luckily i have a lighter and can burn away this rope!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


QuadDamage 130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
The infected?

Well, you kmow that film, "28 Days Later"?

It was actually a documentary.

MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
nice!

*gets baseball bat. Duct tapes roofing nails to it*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: QuadDamage


The infected?

Well, you kmow that film, "28 Days Later"?

It was actually a documentary.




yes, of course it was dear *taps quadDamage on the head and shakes my head*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
*burns away the rope, drops out of it*
yay i'm free!!!!
*falls into the hole in the ground*
damn it i'm trapped again and i dont have a ladder in my pocket!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
*confiscates lauz' ignition pataphernalia and everyone elses*

Now lets watch the Tellytubbies....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
*wanders in and falls down hole*

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

no again!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ARGHHHHHHH TELETUBBIES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



*dies instantly*

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


yoniGOLD Member
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
tinklepants dearie
would u mind finally taking this tube out of my arse
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> Juggling club -> Juggling Ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
errr yoni, that's not a tube... well i certainly didn't swap the tube for a staff.

Oh, Suits you sir, Do you like it Sir? Oh! do you? do you?

ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


yoniGOLD Member
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
well it was a tube on page 1

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> Juggling club -> Juggling Ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
well maybe it got swapped while you slept.

muhahahahahahaha ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


yoniGOLD Member
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
well could u please remove it

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> Juggling club -> Juggling Ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


QuadDamage 130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
This trap is strangely inviting. It's easy enough to escape, but I keep coming back for more...

MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
odd, that, huh?

I find the same thing happening...

Apart from the tellytubbies side of things.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Oh look! It's MiG again! *grabs him and strings him up upside down by the ankles*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


the_poierSILVER Member
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
*hopes he doesnt fall into the trap*

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*watches as 1337 Poier stumbles into it and is hauled into the air in a net.*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


the_poierSILVER Member
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
*gets out a knife and cuts free of the net then falls to the ground and gets hoisted by the ankle into the air* geez how many traps do you got?

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i didn't think i'd left?

*struggles a bit, possibly slightly erotically*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
EEP!! Im traped!



Curse these inviting treads!!

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog


QuadDamage 130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Can I install a few traps here myself? I've been meaning to use this mantrap for ages...

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey its a free for all lol

Ooh look I caught britney spears. I lured her here with cheeseburgers and ice cream and gherkins!!

I set her free though as she started singing...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


QuadDamage 130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Thanks Tinklepants! You rule!

Now, lets see...

Bucket of water over door, check. Superglue on inside door handle, check. Mantrap, check. Razor wire, check. NVGs and kukri, check.

Right then. Lets rock!

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