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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


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What to do when you are dead...



A Comprehensive Guide To Your Afterlife.







Light and How it Affects You



-Avoid direct sunlight. You will disappear and not be able to move.



-Do not stay in dark places for more than a few hours.



-Avoid bright lights (they might change you).







Your Surroundings



-Stay aware of your surroundings at all times...you will not feel the urge to sleep and you will never dream.



-Float from place to place by focusing on your destination while looking at it.







Recognising Your Past



-Do not revel in regret.



-Attempt to find your place of residence.







Communication in the Afterlife



-If detected by small children or animals, tell them you do not exist.



-Do not talk to other ghosts. They will harm you.



-Do not talk to the living. They will ignore you.







Your Wellbeing



-Do not attempt to stand upright until you are positive that you are dead (try passing your hand through your face to determine if you are).



-If you become tired of being a ghost, find a beach and float towards the horizon.



-Do not wish to be anything else.







Your Identity



-Do not hold onto memories of life. They will be distorted and innaccurate.



-Do not try to put yourself back into your dead body or any other living ones, you will be frightened.

EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1121834795)

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Written by: PsyRush


Would people be offended if i made swear words appear in Oujie boards?




no, they'd just think you were a particularly violent spirit.

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MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
what...like absinthe.. ubblol

you can tell them that's your name when they ask beerchug ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
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449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Written by: clarence_quack


Written by: PsyRush


Would people be offended if i made swear words appear in Oujie boards?




no, they'd just think you were a particularly violent spirit.




Well then, if they're gonna be like that I'll use my poltergeist skills to levitate the Oujie board and attack them with it.

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh absinthe... let's get crayzay!

The moles are under the carpet again- trying to get me! eek

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


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