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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

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Posted:What to do when you are dead...



A Comprehensive Guide To Your Afterlife.







Light and How it Affects You



-Avoid direct sunlight. You will disappear and not be able to move.



-Do not stay in dark places for more than a few hours.



-Avoid bright lights (they might change you).







Your Surroundings



-Stay aware of your surroundings at all times...you will not feel the urge to sleep and you will never dream.



-Float from place to place by focusing on your destination while looking at it.







Recognising Your Past



-Do not revel in regret.



-Attempt to find your place of residence.







Communication in the Afterlife



-If detected by small children or animals, tell them you do not exist.



-Do not talk to other ghosts. They will harm you.



-Do not talk to the living. They will ignore you.







Your Wellbeing



-Do not attempt to stand upright until you are positive that you are dead (try passing your hand through your face to determine if you are).



-If you become tired of being a ghost, find a beach and float towards the horizon.



-Do not wish to be anything else.







Your Identity



-Do not hold onto memories of life. They will be distorted and innaccurate.



-Do not try to put yourself back into your dead body or any other living ones, you will be frightened.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

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Posted:Written by: PsyRush

Would people be offended if i made swear words appear in Oujie boards?



no, they'd just think you were a particularly violent spirit.


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

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Posted:what...like absinthe.. ubblol

you can tell them that's your name when they ask beerchug ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Groovy_Dream
SILVER Member since May 2005

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Posted:Written by: clarence_quack

Written by: PsyRush

Would people be offended if i made swear words appear in Oujie boards?



no, they'd just think you were a particularly violent spirit.



Well then, if they're gonna be like that I'll use my poltergeist skills to levitate the Oujie board and attack them with it.


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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:oooh absinthe... let's get crayzay!

The moles are under the carpet again- trying to get me! eek


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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