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Forums > Social Chat > Bender's lima beans, soy beans, pile o' beans, garbanzo & black-eyed peas thread

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:WARNING * THIS THREAD WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 31 MINUTeS (or more)

but first, the Offensive one has an IMPORTANT twisty curvy flexy message for ALL OF US:

[ 11 October 2002, 22:30: Message edited by: FreMke ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:hmm if you delete this soon, i'll just confess that i don't really like kidney beans at all

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:good, i don't much either, bro

ylechhhhhhhhhh! i eat em sometimes, tho, be polite n' all, ya kno

(* hand Bender cup, not bucket, i held under my open mouth *)

see, no kidney beans tonight, & that's not just coz it was such a lil bit i'm showin ya.


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:i'll also confess i don't know what kidney beans are....

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:look down between your spleen & your stomach, behind your liver, along your back fleshwall, dude! feel the big lumpy beans? got da first one? whooopsy, hullo, here's another one!

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:ow ..wait a sec.. they're my ovaries!!

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Total posts: 5635
Posted:arent kiderknee beens the ones that are kinda red? they puts em in chilli con carne.

chille con carne is good with corn chips
the best corn chips are tostitoes
they dont seem to make tostitoes any more

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Currently on the right side up of the world.

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:(* grin *) Bender con carne! or izzit chili con bender, i forget, cept what i learned around da camp

FIRE

beans beans good for your heart
put em in ya kidneys , make Bendsy _ _ _ _

what? what??


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:black eyed peas?

surely your mean black-eyed BEANS ?!

you americans are crazy.....craaazzzzzy I tells you. *hiccup*........eeep!


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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legion


member
Location: tuesday

Total posts: 73
Posted:Surely you mean Big Eyed Beans.

From Venus.


We all float down here.

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Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd


member
Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!

Total posts: 21
Posted:Ah, those good old Southern US black eyed pea beans! (Don't call them Yankee, they're Confederate and African-American pride!)

We would wager we could get a lot for Bender under the gavel if we pumped him full of beans, then let him peform right before the bidding, blowing fire from. . .many pro performer-controllable outlets around his sexy, prime-cut, high-bid bod! he's just the fire artist to do it!


~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Dont be nasty Legion.

~

There's a character called Black Eyed Pea in Muppets Treasure Island.

Don't listen to Flynt talk about food. She does weird stuff to pies.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:heh heh it'd work until they realise that ima damaged goods
leave me out in the sun and i'll go off like a frog in a sock.


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:hey im australian
ive eaten more animals than youve probably petted C@ntus.....

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im sure thats going to upset someone now.....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:quote:Originally posted by bender:
i'll go off like a frog in a sock. what, wtf do you think you are now, Bends?


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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dromepixie


dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:Is it just me or did the world stop making any sort of coherent sence whilst I read that thread... you people are nuts!

Fanks!


JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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