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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I hate doing sit-ups and push-ups.

But they keep my tummy flat and my arms strong.

So someone tell me to do them. Please?

(It helps if you motivate me with flaming whips and such. ubbangel)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:DO YOUR EXERSIZE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:No flaming whips???

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:keep that back straight on those push ups,,, no sticking your bum up.
and keep that back straight on the sit ups too.
seriously you don't want a bad back stick to crunches they are less contraindicatory.


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Noooooooo. Never excercise when you are ill! It very very bad for you! Just eat curry and drink whiskey!

I'll whip you if you promise not to do sit ups whilst sick!


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX

Total posts: 2014
Posted:awww...but he's got a nice bum...I say stick it up so we all can oogle ubbangel

I'm crap with a whip (arashi tried to teach me once upon a time, and well, it just wasn't happeneing), but I can kinda spank. Will that help any?

spankspankspankspankspank now get to it, Mister.


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Written by: Skulduggery

Noooooooo. Never excercise when you are ill! It very very bad for you! Just eat curry and drink whiskey!

I'll whip you if you promise not to do sit ups whilst sick!




wow maybe I should get sick more often and let DR skully look after me *hic*

doc... DO YER DAMN SITUPS. ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:.:cracks a barbed wire whip:.

On the floor. Now.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Now, Sparkey here has the idea...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I need similar reminding, Mike wanna be wokrout buddies smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:yes, do your sit ups like i do.

i do 1000 a day.


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:my parents used to pay me to do sit ups as insentive.....until i ran low on cash and started doing a few sets of 100 each day just to get more money!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Get to it Doc....
*puts on sergeant majors voice*
Get down and give me 100 you miserable little worm


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Haha.

Have you done them yet? Or are you just gonna listen to us tell you to do them?


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:Hmm...can't do the flaming whips. Will a leather riding crop and hot candle wax do?

DO YOUR SITUPS! DO YOUR PUSHUPS!

(Actually I find situps boring (and hard on my back), so I do a whole lot of other things that don't take any more time but are more interesting.)


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Hello my dear
*holds up a big handfull of spaggetti and a chocolate pie*
i'm hoping you'll remember this.
Do your sit ups!!!!


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:Dude, if they're boring, just watch TV or listen to music while doing them.

But don't think about doing anything exciting while you're doing sit ups, or you'll probably get distracted and do exciting stuff instead.


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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz

Total posts: 2615
Posted:Puk shows up with a whip {CRack !!!} get going boy.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 6554
Posted:[better watch out! i've seen evidence of Puk's firewhipping, he's not kiddin i tell ya ubblol]



*pokes* go on..!


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:How about if you go look at those pics of those buff men who obviously do a zillion situps a day as well. Can you put a picture of them up in front of you as an incentive? Go to one of those flagging pages filled with ribbed abdoonic goodness. wink

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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DJ Dantana
BRONZE Member since Aug 2001

veteran
Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA

Total posts: 1495
Posted:If I told you to do your situps, I would be a hipocrite... wink

I get my tummy exercise by diaphram breathing, instead of using intercostal muscles to breath.

I get a lot of flack cause people think I'm fat for it... but I believe it massages the internal organs and keeps them healthy.. as opposed to keeping everything rigid all the time.

And you'll never get constipated using diaphram breathing. eek


we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:i do my exercises at the side of the pool when nobody's in it (generally before 11)

together we could do situps, pushups, supermans, 1 footed calf raises, rev pushups etc.

*Drill Sergeant voice* Now drop and give me 20 maggot!


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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racingkitty69
BRONZE Member since Jun 2005

racingkitty69

Member
Location: Texas

Total posts: 35
Posted:C'mon, DOC, yoo can doo eet!!!

I'm in the Army, here's how we do it:

"In Cadence.....EXERCISE!!!!! 1..2..3..ONE! 1..2..3..TWO *time passes* 1.....2.....3.....FORTY-NINE!.....*huff puff* ONE....two....THREE.......HALT!!!!!! Ok, recover private"

No falling over dead either angelblue


Helen

Though I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 80,000 feet and climbing.


Ravers don't stumble and fall, we trip and roll!!!

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