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I hate doing sit-ups and push-ups.

But they keep my tummy flat and my arms strong.

So someone tell me to do them. Please?

(It helps if you motivate me with flaming whips and such. )

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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In other words, it's the thumps bump

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noooooooo. Never excercise when you are ill! It very very bad for you! Just eat curry and drink whiskey!

I'll whip you if you promise not to do sit ups whilst sick!




wow maybe I should get sick more often and let DR skully look after me *hic*

doc... DO YER DAMN SITUPS.

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

I need similar reminding, Mike wanna be wokrout buddies

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

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I am the merry wander of the night -puk

How about if you go look at those pics of those buff men who obviously do a zillion situps a day as well. Can you put a picture of them up in front of you as an incentive? Go to one of those flagging pages filled with ribbed abdoonic goodness.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

If I told you to do your situps, I would be a hipocrite...

I get my tummy exercise by diaphram breathing, instead of using intercostal muscles to breath.

I get a lot of flack cause people think I'm fat for it... but I believe it massages the internal organs and keeps them healthy.. as opposed to keeping everything rigid all the time.

And you'll never get constipated using diaphram breathing.

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

C'mon, DOC, yoo can doo eet!!!

I'm in the Army, here's how we do it:

"In Cadence.....EXERCISE!!!!! 1..2..3..ONE! 1..2..3..TWO *time passes* 1.....2.....3.....FORTY-NINE!.....*huff puff* ONE....two....THREE.......HALT!!!!!! Ok, recover private"

No falling over dead either

Helen

Though I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 80,000 feet and climbing.


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