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Hubert_CumberdaleHubert_CumberdaleSILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Words like these bother me:



flobglider,

fluffycrease,

bunnyrubber,

hobnuts,

tadge-knacker,

buffmuffin



eek



etc.



Perhaps we could come up with a definitive list and ban them forever for the sake of our children!



Over to you!

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Grokmagger

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
flugalpounder
smudplumpin
pud-woodin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Actually, a flugalpounder is a real word, and boy is it dirty! I really can't tell you what it means here, PM me if you really want to know.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Rouge DragonRouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
hoofty-moofty.....actually, that means something a little naughty *giggle*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


yoniyoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
fluffit
it is actually rude but it sounds so good

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


lauz the caterpillalauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
patushi
i invented it along time ago lol

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


NoddyNoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
dohicky
whatchmacalit
chebs

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


linden rathenlinden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
not sure if its an official word but its wrong
figgin
smeg tongue

and i still think the phrase
"finger licking good chicken" is wrong in SO many ways
(listen to blood hound gang: 'yummy down on this' for a better example)

back


nearly_all_gonenearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Funge
Bunt
Hoon
Boovoon

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Rouge DragonRouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
footsies...harmless in English but means "f***ies" in romanian! made that mistake a few times!

"stop it with the footsies!"
"WHAT?!?!?!"

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


vaperloc...the mightyvaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
flubbermucker

snarkenflager

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


SNOOPoiSNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
jklmno. say it really fast biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


Winged AvengerWinged AvengerSILVER Member
The official Emma Peel wannabe
226 posts
Location: Colchester, England (UK)


Posted:
Hoiples

as in "Ooooo mister, you nearly squashed me hoiples"

"Always keep your bowler on in times of stress and watch out for diabolical masterminds" - Emma Peel


alien_oddityalien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
quadge

is minge a made up word????

how about kuffer haha

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