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Hubert_Cumberdale
Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Dec 2004
Total posts: 479
Posted:Words like these bother me:



flobglider,

fluffycrease,

bunnyrubber,

hobnuts,

tadge-knacker,

buffmuffin



eek



etc.



Perhaps we could come up with a definitive list and ban them forever for the sake of our children!



Over to you!


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Grokmagger

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:flugalpounder
smudplumpin
pud-woodin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Actually, a flugalpounder is a real word, and boy is it dirty! I really can't tell you what it means here, PM me if you really want to know.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:hoofty-moofty.....actually, that means something a little naughty *giggle*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:fluffit
it is actually rude but it sounds so good


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:patushi
i invented it along time ago lol


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:dohicky
whatchmacalit
chebs


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:not sure if its an official word but its wrong
figgin
smeg tongue

and i still think the phrase
"finger licking good chicken" is wrong in SO many ways
(listen to blood hound gang: 'yummy down on this' for a better example)


back

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:flibbattygibbert smile

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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Funge
Bunt
Hoon
Boovoon


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:footsies...harmless in English but means "f***ies" in romanian! made that mistake a few times!

"stop it with the footsies!"
"WHAT?!?!?!"


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:flubbermucker

snarkenflager


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:jklmno. say it really fast biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Winged Avenger
Winged Avenger

The official Emma Peel wannabe
Location: Colchester
Member Since: 27th May 2005
Total posts: 226
Posted:Hoiples

as in "Ooooo mister, you nearly squashed me hoiples"


"Always keep your bowler on in times of stress and watch out for diabolical masterminds" - Emma Peel

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:quadge

is minge a made up word????

how about kuffer haha


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