'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
Magnus... pay it forwardDelete
Fear the evil monkey!Delete
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Currently on the right side up of the world.Delete
-LuNcHbOx, Aka. Nathan...Give a man to fish, and that man knows where to come for more fish...Teach a man to fish and you have just destroyed your market base...Delete
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
You've got to move fast to beat the Devil - Your arm's too short to box with God.Delete
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Om Namah SivayaDelete
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.Delete
Hearing Nuns confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn~Crashley the Squeaky Toy~Delete