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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:One does not simply Jesus into mordor ubblol

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:It's black gates are gaurded by more than just Jesus....?

Is this what we're doing? Does this belong in Discussion as a opposed to Chat?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:Let's kick it JESUS style!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:Have you seen Jesus? Big grey beard po-inty haaat... biggrin

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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:No one tosses a Jesus!

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:you have my bow, and my jesus! lol this is fun



oh and skell its noBody not no one, who's a bigger lotr geek now!

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I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:Its Jesus bread. One prayer will fill the stomach of a grown man

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:We'll put it away, never speak of it again, no one know its Jesus do they Gandalf???

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Whoosh
over my head?!? confused2


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:There is Jesus there that does not sleep

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Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:Get them up Jesus...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:Not all of the Jesus were accounted for. You dont know who could be watcing!

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*wanders off to read simarlion*

and jesus was the last of ugulant's spawn


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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:ahhhhhh, cant keep up with all the LOTR references!

Who's down with G.O.D ?


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:in beleriland in those days jesus walked

i'm with my own people!


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:Nobody f'ks with the Jesus!

Admittedly not entirely with the rules...


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:remember... keep jesus secret, keep jesus safe!!

Jesus, you fools!!


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:Its a Jesus........ Swords are no more use here. This foe is beyond any of us.

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:i want to see jesus frodo m'lad

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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:Whats that?

Its a jesus

They come in jesus's?

I'M GETTING ONE


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:"We're sitting on the field of victory, having a well deserved jesus."



"Show us the meaning of haste, jesus."



Jesus had corrupted his mind, until it was poisoned against all that was right



"They have a Jesus"



"Their armour is weak at the neck and the jesus"



Sorry, most aren't verbatim, but the memory is a little off today


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:but what aboout jesus?
youve had jesus
first jesus yes but what about second jesus?
i dont think he knows about second jesus


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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:the nasty hobits's stole it....they stole our jesus

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Three Rings for Jesus-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords intheir halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark Jesus
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all in and in the Jesus bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.

What the flaming Jesus fish?

Half-grown Jesus, the hole-dwellers.


Chucks nuns
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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:Written by: Rouge Dragon

Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.



Shush. your ruining the thread.

Plus. jesus was middle eastern. his hair would have been frizzy and curly not blonde and straight like in the greek bastardisation of him


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:Some sage advice from the joker...

Never rub another man's Jesus.


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:Written by: TheBovrilMonkey

Some sage advice from the joker...

Never rub another man's Jesus.



*Falls over laughing*

your wit never fails to amaze me mr bov. ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:I'll take him, for I am the faster Jesus.

begging your pardon sir, but I ain't been dropping no Jesus. Sure I heard a lot about the end of the Jesus, and a dark Jesus, and a jesus, but I won't be telling Jesus


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I am so Jesus... confused

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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