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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:One does not simply Jesus into mordor ubblol

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:It's black gates are gaurded by more than just Jesus....?

Is this what we're doing? Does this belong in Discussion as a opposed to Chat?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:Let's kick it JESUS style!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:Have you seen Jesus? Big grey beard po-inty haaat... biggrin

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:No one tosses a Jesus!

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:you have my bow, and my jesus! lol this is fun



oh and skell its noBody not no one, who's a bigger lotr geek now!

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I like Languages.

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:Its Jesus bread. One prayer will fill the stomach of a grown man

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:We'll put it away, never speak of it again, no one know its Jesus do they Gandalf???

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Whoosh
over my head?!? confused2


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:There is Jesus there that does not sleep

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Get them up Jesus...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:Not all of the Jesus were accounted for. You dont know who could be watcing!

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*wanders off to read simarlion*

and jesus was the last of ugulant's spawn


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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:ahhhhhh, cant keep up with all the LOTR references!

Who's down with G.O.D ?


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:in beleriland in those days jesus walked

i'm with my own people!


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:Nobody f'ks with the Jesus!

Admittedly not entirely with the rules...


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:remember... keep jesus secret, keep jesus safe!!

Jesus, you fools!!


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:Its a Jesus........ Swords are no more use here. This foe is beyond any of us.

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:i want to see jesus frodo m'lad

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:Whats that?

Its a jesus

They come in jesus's?

I'M GETTING ONE


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:"We're sitting on the field of victory, having a well deserved jesus."



"Show us the meaning of haste, jesus."



Jesus had corrupted his mind, until it was poisoned against all that was right



"They have a Jesus"



"Their armour is weak at the neck and the jesus"



Sorry, most aren't verbatim, but the memory is a little off today


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:but what aboout jesus?
youve had jesus
first jesus yes but what about second jesus?
i dont think he knows about second jesus


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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:the nasty hobits's stole it....they stole our jesus

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Three Rings for Jesus-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords intheir halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark Jesus
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all in and in the Jesus bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.

What the flaming Jesus fish?

Half-grown Jesus, the hole-dwellers.


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:Written by: Rouge Dragon

Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.



Shush. your ruining the thread.

Plus. jesus was middle eastern. his hair would have been frizzy and curly not blonde and straight like in the greek bastardisation of him


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:Some sage advice from the joker...

Never rub another man's Jesus.


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Written by: TheBovrilMonkey

Some sage advice from the joker...

Never rub another man's Jesus.



*Falls over laughing*

your wit never fails to amaze me mr bov. ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:I'll take him, for I am the faster Jesus.

begging your pardon sir, but I ain't been dropping no Jesus. Sure I heard a lot about the end of the Jesus, and a dark Jesus, and a jesus, but I won't be telling Jesus


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I am so Jesus... confused

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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