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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
so i have a fan to cool us down in the heat.

Lauz has decided to make the fan her best friend. she has told the fan that i am a loner, that it shouldn't talk to me as i am mean and i will kill it, she wants the fan to come to the clapham poi meet. i really think she's is about to ask the fan for a date... ubblol my dad even joined in and called me a rampant fan murderer.

Lauz also asked the fan why it was in a cage and if it was dangerous. the fan is now call Fred Henry Aton (henry after FRD, i'd run if i was you she is obsessed.)

apparently Fred wants to join HoP coz you are all nice people. Fred would like to learn to juggle and fire staff so if anyone wishes to teach him please let lauz know. I'm sure she will be practically wetting herself with excitement. i have been informed that he is good at fire poi.

thank-you all for taking the time to read about lauz's insanity. she is currently fighting the men in white coats saying she doesn't need a new jacket.

ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove
THWACK!!!! Liz_Ard: Ouch! SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
yeah but i'll just change into my caterpilla form when i jump! Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
please don't UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
why shouldnt i?
without fred i have nothing to live for! ubbcrying Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
what about life and your good friend hayley UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
rolleyes

Oh yeah, yoni would be the ultimate negotiator/Suicide preventor tongue The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
yes but she has killed my freind i think that is not good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ubbcrying Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
and the rest of us, you have us to live for (and entertain biggrin ) Do we sleep when we die?

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
what about my awesome party
i mean i'm not having a party *looks shifty UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
spanks for DragonFury for encourageing Lauz tongue The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
but none of you really want me you just want to laugh at me because im stupid ubbcrying Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
really we want you
you wouldn't be coming to the party that i'm not having if i didn't hug UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
ok but i'm still going to be sad unless fred is saved and i now have proof that he is related to frd! by blood! Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
don't worry i'm sure SNOOPoi won't let him die
and now you could clone him from frd UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
i have a fan too, i'll take a picture for you Lauz and fred can be happy Do we sleep when we die?

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
let her jump.

90% of people who say they are going to kill themselves aren't really going to. and most people who do commit suicide don't tell anyone they just do it. also not many young people jump, they are more likely to take pills as it doesn't harm the persons appearance. THWACK!!!! Liz_Ard: Ouch! SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
erm.... 85% of statistics are bullshit... including this one wink tongue The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i plugged fred back in. lauz has now sang avril lavigne's - complicated, at my fan. i tried to warn you all about her. i really did. tongue THWACK!!!! Liz_Ard: Ouch! SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i just found something out
teeheehee smile UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
well done yoni nana beerchug Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
what did you find out? THWACK!!!! Liz_Ard: Ouch! SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
nothing ubbangel

And I dont know what he found out either, cos I didnt tell him ubbangel tongue The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
im confused now Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
yoni finally confused me ubblol Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
FRD have you been telling secrets? tell me tell me! THWACK!!!! Liz_Ard: Ouch! SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
offtopic
fred has broken nooooooooooooooooo. i'm sad but he will be replaced i dont know what they will do with him though.
i hope that if does die he will go to fan heaven. in a few days i will doing a memorial service for him i hope you all come
ubbcrying Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i will tell you one day but i must know a secret first. and you lied frd

sorry to hear about the fan

yay i confused noddy UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
still off topic lol but hey aslong as fred gets mentioned every 5 posts i shall let you all use this as a dossing bored for fun discussion on random stuff! Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
thnxhug
you know the secret don't you lauz UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
no i dont think so atleast its something i dont know is supposed to be a secret hug Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep. owner and the property of noddy. *i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
it's not especially secret and i would guesse hayli knows 'cos it involves her UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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