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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
so i have a fan to cool us down in the heat.

Lauz has decided to make the fan her best friend. she has told the fan that i am a loner, that it shouldn't talk to me as i am mean and i will kill it, she wants the fan to come to the clapham poi meet. i really think she's is about to ask the fan for a date... ubblol my dad even joined in and called me a rampant fan murderer.

Lauz also asked the fan why it was in a cage and if it was dangerous. the fan is now call Fred Henry Aton (henry after FRD, i'd run if i was you she is obsessed.)

apparently Fred wants to join HoP coz you are all nice people. Fred would like to learn to juggle and fire staff so if anyone wishes to teach him please let lauz know. I'm sure she will be practically wetting herself with excitement. i have been informed that he is good at fire poi.

thank-you all for taking the time to read about lauz's insanity. she is currently fighting the men in white coats saying she doesn't need a new jacket.

ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Written by: SNOOPoi

Lauz also asked the fan why it was in a cage and if it was dangerous. the fan is now call Fred Henry Aton (henry after FRD, i'd run if i was you she is obsessed.)




Stalker? What's a stalker? tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
she's playing peek-a-boo with it now. *shudders*

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh my....

Have you hade her 'tested' yet?

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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
no but i reckon it's about time to...

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
haha ha
has she done the talking into it thing? how you have the fan on and you talk into it and it distorts the noise. I remember doing that when i was younger

Do we sleep when we die?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
lauz's commment:

"that was a very untactful comment. fred and i are friends, i would never do something that could hurt my dear friend like that."

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DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
it wouldn't hurt fred

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Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
I can cure her! Pull out the plug on the fan. That will make everything Okay.

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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
lauz is crying ubbcrying she says fred is asleep. my dad has decided that you too are a rampant fan murderer. yayy! we can start a group. ubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
This is all getting far too weird.... *wanders off dazed*
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1119657268)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
not a bad idea hunny.

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
MURDERE!!!!!! of fans!

biggrin

have they come to put the jacket on Lauz?

Do we sleep when we die?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
straight jacket

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
i wonder why its called that, because your body ends up being anything but straight in one of them, and once you are sane they say you are normal, not straight. Acceptable to re-enter society.

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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i'm off to bed. lauz is giving fred goodnight kisses. ubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
You've got to take photos of that!

going to bed? it's time to get up and enjoy the day.
I'm going to the Zoo today, yay.

Do we sleep when we die?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
it's 10 past 1 in the morning here. she's stopped now. nighty night. kiss

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
...k

happy birthday, DragonFury!

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
fred is a very nice person and you should all be kind to him.
can anyone teach him to staff or juggle yet?
he's waiting patiently
if anyone is wondering what fred looks like theres a pic of him on my gallery.
and he's looking for a girlfriend so if any of you know of any pretty female fans please let me know and we can set a date up for them biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i told you she was insane. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
im not insane your the insane ones mwuahahahaha

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubblol if you say so. i pulled the plug on fred tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
you fan murderer!!!!!

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
get it right! i'm a rampant fan murderer!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying angry ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying
i'm going to kill myself i cant live without fred he's my best friend if i cant save him later i'll jump out of my window!!!!!!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubblolubblolubblolubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
quick plug him back in SNOOPoi
(now i'm saying him) ubblol

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
yes plug him back in
biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: lauz the caterpilla


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying angry ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying
i'm going to kill myself i cant live without fred he's my best friend if i cant save him later i'll jump out of my window!!!!!!



can't you fly though???

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


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