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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
The other day I found some popcorn in my belly button, it is odd because I hadnt had popcorn since like 2 weeks before at the cinema, and ive certainly washed (at least once wink ) since then.... so how this happened is a mystery.!

Has anyone else found interesting things in their belly button or any other orifices for that matter, be careful this thread may not be suitable for minors wink

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
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Delirium_Starmember
73 posts
Location: Portsmouth


Posted:
I know it's not odd but why is it after I quit smoking I tidy my room and find a perfect fag under my bed!?!

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DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
Found a spider in my belly button. It was all alive and stuff.

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Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
I found a baked bean in my ear once.




Its not so weird- i hade been in a food fight.

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SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
I found a roach in my boot when I was travelling in Africa. The first I knew was the *cruch* and goo all over the inside of my boot...

And I know I should have shaken my boots out before I put them on, but cut me a break, I was 7 at the time...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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PoiBoi_IggyBRONZE Member
newbie
16 posts
Location: Florida.., USA


Posted:
i found a spider in my nose... it was dead...

Rave or Die..... PLUR... Iggy


IcerSILVER Member
just a shadow of my former self...
205 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
i once stood on a pencil, the lead went in to my foot and snapped, while in there. a week latter, i had a splinter from seom wood, in my finger, i deep one, and out of my finger came a piece of lead. ttue story. now im not sayin the lead traveled up the length of my body but....

It took a while, but once their numbers dropped from 50 down to 8, the other dwarves started to suspect Hungry.


GherkinGOLD Member
Inventor
117 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I never find anything interesting in my belly button, just blue lint... frown

EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
If anyone finds my pyjama bottoms can I have them back? they're blue.

Found a plectrum in my shoe once. I have no connection with guitars in any way, shape or form.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I once found a bee in my hair..
I was brushing it, and felt something snag and I looked in my brush and there was a bee... I was lucky it hadn't stung me or anything

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
Icer - it could have got into your blood and been pumped around - it happens

i once found a bee that had flown into my ear tongue

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