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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:


This just in.....



Two CEO's of leading sanitary towel company "Bodyform"; Mrs Eileen Back and Mr Justin Case have both been arrested in connection with a brutal murder.



Police are questioning the pair in relation to the death of Isabelle Ringing, the Director of a leading washing powder manufacturer, and the two stand accused of laundering blood money. (boom boom)

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
rolleyes

ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Where do you get this stuff dude!!! ubblol ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*shudders

that was appaling :P

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DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
frown

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nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Christ..

wink

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


spaceySILVER Member
mischeivious pixie
291 posts
Location: Sydney, Australia


Posted:
groan.....that was terrible love spank

"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
ubblol

I try.

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
rolleyes lol

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
eugh.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
moo

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
nasty

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubblol my god that was bad. but funny.

you've brightened up my day hug

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
I must own up to having heard better Knock Knock jokes,and god knows there aren't many of those around...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
"mummy mummy whats a vampire"
"shut up and drink your soup before it clots"

WARNING i can tell worse :P

(and no pigeon i wont tell the prawn joke)

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PoiBoi_IggyBRONZE Member
newbie
16 posts
Location: Florida.., USA


Posted:
so where did you get this info ??

Rave or Die..... PLUR... Iggy


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
The imaginary Times (on sale every day from my brain near you)

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
how much does your brain cost nuggit?
I bid 1 button (anything that twisted can't work properly) footinmouth ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i dunno might make a good conversation piece

you knwo those odd things that your never sure what they actually do?

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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
A BUTTON?? You could have a whole weeks supply for that, and still have enough to buy sweets on the way home!

The Imaginary Times sells for apatontheback.50, or in some (more rural places) sneezeandapancake.

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'll give you a pink ribbon and a slice of cheese if you stop telling those bad jokes.

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Yeah.... maybe I should change my intro greeting to "Pleas don't feed the Noddy, or encourage the Nuggit"

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Make it red and blue ribbon and two slices of cheese and I'll think about it tongue

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'll make it A red and blue ribbon, 2 slices of cheese and an empty bottle if you promise no more bad jokes.

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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
*ponders* ubbidea
Okay, how about said offer AND one empty bag and a half-eaten shoelace (it has to be half eaten otherwise it's just not worth as much) AND I'll keep all bad jokes in one thread? Otherwise they'll end up eating me alive and there'll be a big puddle of Pat where I once used to sit during office hours. ubbloco

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Cold you just not kill useless co-workers with your lame jokes instead?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
I'm already running out of co-workers. Three have had a nervous breakdown, two have been committed and one guy keeps playing with traffic! I don't get it! I think it must be me you know?

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
I like FRDs plan. It has not-annoying-me-with-your-jokes-ness.

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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
*Trundles off to seek professional medical help for sense-of-humour transplant*

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


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