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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:greetings......ive got a question for you..

if you could ask one question to anybody in the world....who would it be and why?


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:I would ask you how the hell you manage to start so many bloody posts without going blind, you're like a gerbil on speed son, don't you ever stop?!!

Find a nice comfy chair and get some friend of relative to bash you over the head with something heavy, then you'll finally know what the hell sleep feels like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleep - when you do nothing and your mind rests, I know it's hard to comprehend but you should try it sometime!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Its cos i do totally bugger all at school...and cos im in IT a lot...I have nothing better to do than post messages here....and cos i dont want to go home tonight....(no seriously..i dont actually want to go home tonight)

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Jesus kid......you ARE a gerbil on speed......

whats up with all the limitations?

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pink flags


member
Location: SE London

Total posts: 18
Posted:It true he actually is a gerbil....

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Yep...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! LookatmeLookatmeLookatme Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:If you don't mind me taking this thread back on topic, I actually think it is a very good question...

I'd have tons of question for many different people ... and things i'd like to understan.

I'd like someone to explain to me how the Shoah (hollocaust) could happen. I mean I understand parts and bits of it intellectually but still cannot grasp it entirely, nor can I acept it all ...

I'd like to know what it feels like to fly so I'd probably ask that to an eagle

hmmm... will have to think a bit more, but these are some of the thigns i'd like to ask...

shine on
cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:I would ask Siddharta Gautama what his/her goa album is.
oh ima soo gonna be reborn as a jockstrap for saying that...


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Seriously though, it's a bit of a bummer as all the people I'd like to talk to have passed on to the next life!!!

Kurt Cobain
Bruce Lee
John Lennon
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Morrison
Margret Thatcher...............


whats up with all the limitations?

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:I'd like to ask George Lucas this question: "Jar Jar... Why?".
I'd probably then kick myself for wasting a brilliant opportunity though, and have to think some more about what I should have asked


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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pink flags


member
Location: SE London

Total posts: 18
Posted:My question would have to be to myself. Hopefully I would then understand me more....

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Raphael96
SILVER Member since Sep 2002

old hand
Location: New York City

Total posts: 899
Posted:There are way too many questions I'd like to ask of way too many people to narrow it down to just one.

Here are a few of them, however.

Ghengis Khan: How did you come up with the battle plan for the sack of Beijing?

Alexander the Great: What did you mean when you said on your deathbed that you wanted your Empire to go to "the best?"

Dante: Why did you find the mountains near Carrara so inspirational while you were writing The Inferno?

Saladin: Who leaked to your forces the information that led to the slaughter at the Horns of Hattin?

Jacques de Molay: What was it that was smuggled out of Paris headed for Scotland before the Templars were arrested?

Giorgio Santelli: Why did you pick me?

These things I will never ever know the answers to...

Raph


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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:P Diddy: What da deally yo?

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Dio


Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA

Total posts: 729
Posted:Christopher Lowell - are you REALLY....?

This reminds me of Fight Club where he's like "If you could fight anyone..." and Ed Norton says "I'd fight Ghandi."


What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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dromepixie


dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:I would ask the universe to reveal its secrets.

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:I would ask...hmmm...thats a hard one.

Probably i would ask God what the meaning of life was.



Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:I would ask... anyone on a higher level really, why is it, when you put two socks in the wash... one goes missing???

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:i'd ask the doctor who prescribed me dexemethezone when i was 17, if there was anyway i could go without....

would have prevented a lot of trauma.


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:*blows dust off the thread*

You know i was thinking about this question the other day.

Not sure who i'd ask what at the moment.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Oh, a 4 year to the day bump!

I'd ask Pink if that was a coincidence or not?? wink

I'd also ask Jesus what he thought about Fundamentalism in his church.

And finally, I'd ask God if a Fountain actually has a Windmill at the top of it or not, as he's the only bugger who seems to know for sure biggrin


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i would ask "the man" WHY they felt the need to control EVERY aspect of our lives wink

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted: Written by: NYC


P Diddy: What da deally yo?



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

id like to ask NYC: why you da MAN man?

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted: Written by: arsn


I would ask... anyone on a higher level really, why is it, when you put two socks in the wash... one goes missing??? <img border="0" alt="[Roll smile]" title="" src="graemlins/ubbrollimages/icons/smile.gif" />


Thats is the best one i've heard yet!! You truly are a funny man!!! ubblol ubblol ubblol


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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spinningstarlet
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

spinningstarlet

enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*

Total posts: 271
Posted:i dunno... i mean, if you did find out the meaning of life, or the secrets of the universe, how would that help anything... i think it would just like ... i dunno... its beyond out understanding for a reason...

Dunno who or what i would ask... i am going to go away and thing about it...


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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


Oh, a 4 year to the day bump!

I'd ask Pink if that was a coincidence or not?? wink




Wow! yeah that's a complete coincidence !! How random! ubbrollsmile eek


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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